This is what I dealt with tonight (6 emails)

dude ur comment makes no sense

I just wanted to say LOL at the LOL guy at the top. This guy is either a very clever troll or is just as bright as the Andrew guy this is about.

The guy was joking right? He was coming off as an incredible tight ass on a lark. Has to be. Someone that tight wouldn’t last to the age of having a job.

I’m going to have you shut down unless you publish some of my “funny” photos.

What? I’ve got to send them to you first?

Seriously, too funny. (can I be serious while lmao?) Thanks for the laugh.

Andrew can go fuck himself. ‘Nuff said.

Maybe Andrew should be reported. The BBBm FBI,CIA,URS ISP. What’s ISP you ask? The Internet Stupidity Police’

I think john is f*cking with us all. There is no andrew.
Its just john trying to get a laugh out of us.

good one

John, you are freaking amazing

[...] I am normally not a huge fan of the Chive. They clearly make a living from using the photographs of others, almost always uncredited. However this is just awesome fun. [...]

Another case of bleeding sandy vagina. People really can’t take a joke nowadays…

LMFAO . . . what an arse!

Holy crap!! Just saying, John, YOU ROCK!! Don’t let that little cum stain tell you or any of your staff what to do!! I hope he reads this and goes home crying to his blow up doll that he probably keeps under the mattress. Bet he pees sitting down too…… God I hate people like him………………….. sorry, had to say it………….. k, not really that sorry…………………………I’m done now……

What ever happened to “If you don’t want to see the content, don’t go to that site.”? I know its a radical concept, but personally, I’m not into bestiality, so I try to stay away from sites that may contain bestiality.

If you don’t like the chive, don’t come here.

Look what I did to this DOUUUUUCHEE I didn't care what he said. I'm so fucking badass I own a fucking website I'm king of the woooorld! Now lick my ass my faithful asslicking commenters

Nice work, John.

You are the f*cking man.

Well sue me all you demococks! Just trying to make the world a better place here.

And John – those adds are still up.

Come on John, let his email address and company name slip to us, show him what the trolls can do!

Hahaha i am current;y on deployment overseas and just read this post. I love seeing all of the sexy ladies and reading this literally made me laugh out loud. I had to show this to all of my buddies, and of course we all busted out laughing.

Chive on!

Oh, so Andrew, the homophobic closeted homosexual is upset when you take a swing back? Fuck 'im!

Andrew, don't complain about the rain when you call down the thunder

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I bet he'd hold one in his mouth till the swelling went down… what a geeeeeeeey

I like Andrew. He's a man of conviction, scruples, and moral balance. I really hope he writes back. Thank you for being you, Andrew, and Chive On, sir!

HAHA too funny!

Too many nazi fucks these days.

it's pretty sad that as a ( heterosexual ) girl even i don't find photos of mail order brides offensive. i think this guy needs to pull his head out of his ass and realize that if he doesn't like something, THEN DON'T LOOK AT IT! common sense people. oh, and perhaps he shoud go out and do something more productive with his time if complaining over something so stupid is what he does. and he calls himself a man.