He’s obviously lying about being 14 times removed. There is absolutely no likelihood whatsoever of your parents’ siblings’ siblings children *follow?* marrying someone with the same last name, and even more unlikely if it’s further removed than that. Unless your last name is Johnson or Smith. Even I, coming from a giant Jewish family where everyone has eleventy siblings and children, no one has married anyone with the same last name. this guy knows what he’s doing is gross, so he’s lying about it.
it could be that he stumbled upon a cousin that is on a completely different limb almost, and was propagated down on the male side of the family only….
“Follow you”? You always have some obnoxious story that relates everything to you. I’m looking at Chive posts, not following you specifically. Self-centered much?
Go die in a hole HHNF. Nobody follows you and nobody cares about your large Jewish family. That is the least interesting story I have ever suffered through. And please put a dead raccoon or something as your avatar as it would be better than your ugly head. Thank you.
HHNF is one conceited annoying skank that needs to learn to think before she types.
I come to read the comments because some people say some witty funny things or if I want to if there’s a story behind a pic but then scroll down and see HHNF writing yet another autobiography about how EVENTFUL and COMPLICATED her life is.
I am sick of this.
And her narcissistic avatar.
Erm theres no likelihood of someone 14 times removed having the same surname…. :\
People marrying others with the same surname is gross? :\
Someone should tell that to all the Shahs and Patels in this world then…
hhnf gives chivers a bad name. just because you express yourself certainly more fluently than most care to online, that doesn’t make you intelligent; the shit you type shows people just how much of a stupid bitch you are. you type ignorant callous crap that isn’t even borderline humorous or novel and no one gives a shit about all of the facts you spew about yourself on here. no one asked and we’re trying to tell you we don’t give 2 shits. you’re so full of yourself and “knowing” you as you display yourself online we cannot fathom why you would be
also, you’re not one to call other people fat. we’ve seen your pictures
Actually, if you need a ride to therapy, call a helicopter or a freight plane onto that airstrip you call a forehead. LOL I thought jewish people had big noses, but goddamn, you could start selling land on that thing. hahaha
Self-Esteem issues much? hell hath no fury like the spawn of a jew and blockhead from gumby.
it’s not a fail if it’s true, and you apparently don’t need a myspace or facebook to give out all of your information online to put your daughter in jeopardy for pissing off people how lack just enough life to track you down. the only fail is you as a mother
I’m neither jealous, fat, nor a bitch. I’m relating the fact that HHNF is a self-centered, obnoxious, attention-whore. So what? But apparently only her opinion matters. You two make a cute couple.
Oh i see what you did there. Good one. /insert sarcasm/
Whats the point on leaving a comment if not to express your opinion? Hers isnt the only one that matters, by far. In fact ,some of her comments annoy me as well. But what the hell is the point? I shouldve stayed out of it, I just didnt get why everyone was ganging up on her.
Oh, and your comments demonstrate your jealousy and bitchiness. Im willing to go out on a limb and say your probably fat too. but its ok, really. Just keep chiving, and ignore your obvious obsession with a chick on the internet. (HHNF)
like the old saying goes, an internet war is like being in the special olympics. You might win but youre still retarded.
Shouldn’t you have started that with “/steps back on soapbox after sufficient time has past to think up more lame rebuttals/” Don’t say you’re done if you’re not. Now you just look dumb(er).
See, this is why I love and respect you. you’re not afraid to tell me that I drive you nuts, but you aren’t a bitch about it. Oh, to be more like you….
I bet they are Mormons that are 3rd cousins. Here where I live you see that a lot. In my home town I know 2 couples that married that were 3rd cousins. Not far enough for me yuck.
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these are the kind of people that grow up in small towns and never leave. also, gross
ahhhhhh nasty!!!!!!!
lolol
So, that’s why she’s fat and has bruises. Family issues, obviously.
14 generations apart is NOT in your family so I say it’s not incest.
He’s obviously lying about being 14 times removed. There is absolutely no likelihood whatsoever of your parents’ siblings’ siblings children *follow?* marrying someone with the same last name, and even more unlikely if it’s further removed than that. Unless your last name is Johnson or Smith. Even I, coming from a giant Jewish family where everyone has eleventy siblings and children, no one has married anyone with the same last name. this guy knows what he’s doing is gross, so he’s lying about it.
Hooray! Another post with HHNF talking about herself as if everyone else should care. Gag.
Hooray! another Anonymous loser with no self-confidence who follows me! *blush*
it could be that he stumbled upon a cousin that is on a completely different limb almost, and was propagated down on the male side of the family only….
“Follow you”? You always have some obnoxious story that relates everything to you. I’m looking at Chive posts, not following you specifically. Self-centered much?
Go die in a hole HHNF. Nobody follows you and nobody cares about your large Jewish family. That is the least interesting story I have ever suffered through. And please put a dead raccoon or something as your avatar as it would be better than your ugly head. Thank you.
HHNF is one conceited annoying skank that needs to learn to think before she types.
I come to read the comments because some people say some witty funny things or if I want to if there’s a story behind a pic but then scroll down and see HHNF writing yet another autobiography about how EVENTFUL and COMPLICATED her life is.
I am sick of this.
And her narcissistic avatar.
Erm theres no likelihood of someone 14 times removed having the same surname…. :\
People marrying others with the same surname is gross? :\
Someone should tell that to all the Shahs and Patels in this world then…
hhnf gives chivers a bad name. just because you express yourself certainly more fluently than most care to online, that doesn’t make you intelligent; the shit you type shows people just how much of a stupid bitch you are. you type ignorant callous crap that isn’t even borderline humorous or novel and no one gives a shit about all of the facts you spew about yourself on here. no one asked and we’re trying to tell you we don’t give 2 shits. you’re so full of yourself and “knowing” you as you display yourself online we cannot fathom why you would be
also, you’re not one to call other people fat. we’ve seen your pictures
Oh. my. god. I was insulted on teh webz! I think I’ll go to therapy and cry.
it wouldn’t be hard to touch your daughter with how much you put yourself out there
grossssssss but hes right u talk about urself 2 much ur a mom?
Actually, if you need a ride to therapy, call a helicopter or a freight plane onto that airstrip you call a forehead. LOL I thought jewish people had big noses, but goddamn, you could start selling land on that thing. hahaha
Self-Esteem issues much? hell hath no fury like the spawn of a jew and blockhead from gumby.
She does name is Ally lives in Bremerton took me 6 minutes stalker award goes to me
you guys are fucking disgusting, that’s someone’s daughter
i didnt mean like that yall are gross lololol my bad hhnf
And if anyone touches my daughter, I’ll fucking gut them. I’ve already served time for defending my baby, and I’m not afraid to do it again.
I don’t see how you figure that, since I have no Facebook or Myspace. Fail.
it’s not a fail if it’s true, and you apparently don’t need a myspace or facebook to give out all of your information online to put your daughter in jeopardy for pissing off people how lack just enough life to track you down. the only fail is you as a mother
I’m counting 6 jealous fat bitches already HHNF.
So she can relate to some of the posts, and comments on this. So what? Why the hell are so many anon people ganging up on her?
I’m neither jealous, fat, nor a bitch. I’m relating the fact that HHNF is a self-centered, obnoxious, attention-whore. So what? But apparently only her opinion matters. You two make a cute couple.
Oh i see what you did there. Good one. /insert sarcasm/
Whats the point on leaving a comment if not to express your opinion? Hers isnt the only one that matters, by far. In fact ,some of her comments annoy me as well. But what the hell is the point? I shouldve stayed out of it, I just didnt get why everyone was ganging up on her.
/steps off soapbox/
Oh, and your comments demonstrate your jealousy and bitchiness. Im willing to go out on a limb and say your probably fat too. but its ok, really. Just keep chiving, and ignore your obvious obsession with a chick on the internet. (HHNF)
like the old saying goes, an internet war is like being in the special olympics. You might win but youre still retarded.
Peace!
Shouldn’t you have started that with “/steps back on soapbox after sufficient time has past to think up more lame rebuttals/” Don’t say you’re done if you’re not. Now you just look dumb(er).
See, this is why I love and respect you. you’re not afraid to tell me that I drive you nuts, but you aren’t a bitch about it. Oh, to be more like you….
oh dear god no
His parents named him Merlin – what did you expect?
Hey now, if webbed toes is this guys thing let him alone! LOL! This is actually a pretty good fail!
Look at it this way…they have a lot in common to talk about!
Touching. That is, if they have a kid, his eyeballs will touch.
Did anybody else hear the banjos?
“Did anybody else hear the banjos?”
A comment of the year.
And some good old moonshine.WARNING, you may experience problems calculating your family tree and end up fucking your 14th generation cousin.
the pic alone is fail in a really pathethic way that almost makes feel sorry for them.
kid looks like a fuckin’ emo, fuck him.
he doesn’t really look like an emo, but he looks like a fag.
so still, fuck him.
lets just say emofag and call it a day
“…eyeballs will touch” “hear the banjos” LOL!
maybe he/she’s adopted?
-_- dude.. i think she jsut put that because she expects them to get married. duhhh
I bet they are Mormons that are 3rd cousins. Here where I live you see that a lot. In my home town I know 2 couples that married that were 3rd cousins. Not far enough for me yuck.
anybody else think that the kid might be joking?
disregard that; the interwebs are serious business
Will we soon hear the pitter patter of crazy-assed webbed feet.
Wow the people who have arguments on this shit are pretty cool
You people are as mook has stated before, retards. This can be faked, and it most likely is. Plus who gives a damn.
Fuck thats hot, real or not. im rappin im rappin im rapp rapp rappin im rappin rape RAPE RAPE RAPE PARE RAPE RAPE PARE PARE RAPE
SELF RELIANCE!!!…get one
are you guys still on HHNF’s balls?Cause I bet she’s having a ball pissing you guys off. She’d probably head-butt you pussies with her “big” forehead.
CREEPY!!!!