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Chronic same-pose disorder affects over a million girls in the US annually. Call your local congressman and get the word out. These girls shouldn’t have to endure these involuntary contortions like this with cameras around. Help is on the way…
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why cant she keep her tongue in her face
You know how your mother always told you not to cross your eyes or one day they’d stay that way? It’s the same thing here except that this girl has had one too many d!cks in her mouth.
haha! lol
I think you have it backwards.
She is like this because there is no dick in her mouth, or she is advertising for one.
We get it, you have a tongue ring.
Might as well get a tattoo on her forehead that says: I SUCK DICK!
Chronic Same-Face Pose disorder. No one is safe.
Why are all the pretty ones mentally compromised?
I have never heard it summed up so perfectly. Kudos to you sir.
Summed up? Ar you retarded?
It has always been Hot = Crazy
Sorry – she isn’t all that.
I concur….
I’d hit it
With a baseball bat.
haha high-larious
She really likes her tongue…now that’s hot…y’all know what she could do to a man with that tongue stud? Don’t hurt yourselves thinking about it…:D Happy Friday! LOL
I almost hurt myself thinking…I wonder what she could do to a woman with that tongue stud for that matter…hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! REALLY happy Friday to all ya Chivers.
LMAOOOO!!
That’s it hahaha. All i could think of is nice long tongue for the twat and a nice piercing for the shaft. I bet 100$ she would be down for a threesome any day.
sorry, she’s not cute at all
I’d fuck her
I suspect you’d fuck anything, dude.
If I had a little ball tickler on my tongue I’d want to show it all the time too.
Chronic “Im a dumbass (but really hot)” pose…
i know of one other animal that constantly has its tongue out. an thats a dog.
not cute? really?…..
Vapid!
There is a cure for this particular disorder, once the afflicted goes into the position a sudden and powerful upper cut is applied to the lower jaw forcing it up at a fast ascent at which point it makes contact with the upper jaw or mandible severing the tongue which is the root cause of this form of same pose disorder.
does noone else see that she is drinking in a car and in the drivers seat, I have seen a number of girls with pictures like this, and its shameful
No your not the only one to notice. But in some small towns the girls will sleep with cops then they don’t get in trouble (sad but true).
I’d tag her but if she wants to take a picture with me i’ll knock her teeth out lol.
if the car was moving, uncapped liquor is illegal
Next time you try to bullshit your way into internet blogging coolness try reading what you write. It doesn’t even have to be uncapped in the car, if you’re past the limit and in your car with your keys accessible you are breaking the law, let alone having a bottle, or even a open bottle. It is called DUI, DWI, etc.
*click, click, click*…..”Aw shiiit there go my incisors”
she is honestly very very pretty
Joker Photobomb in number 8 … FTW!!!
Lick too much quim and your tongue gets stuck like that.
Oh feck.
holy shit, she’s drinkin “bacardi blanco” (white) probably the first cause of blindess in mexico. cheapest drink in the menu, but it taste like fermented crap.
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Oh, my … the next generation is fucked.