View Comments

Facebook’s pretty cool I guess (28 Photos)

January 27, 2010 | In: Hot Women

Follow John on Tapiture

.
*TheChive.com did not directly take any of the above photos from Facebook. All pics submitted by users and no guarantee any of these photos are actually on Facebook -but seriously, who cares if they are or not, they are hot as hell.
Do you have a hot Facebook friend? If so, it is a matter of national security that you email all hot pics to: thechivesubmit@gmail.com. Do it for your country.

spooks

I wish HHNF looked like these girls and wasnt a fat ugly slag

cavemanlawyer

8==================D
coachtom

Damn. I wish I had some girls that posted stuff like this on my page.
P-90

Woah that's a bit frickin' harsh isn't it? (Unless you have met her and she is a fat ugly slag of course) oh and pic 2 FTW.

Lenny

There must be pictures of her on thechive somewhere.

I mean all the other regular chivers have posted theirs.

If not, then i guess she is not a true chiver…

HellHathNoFury

There are, of me and my pet beaver, and my raccoons and just crappy mirror pics, too.

bananarama

Think we need some links

HellHathNoFury

Um, from two days ago, the go outside and take a pic post, and you can put my username into the search bar and find me. If you're a masochist and want to subject yourself to that.

Insert Name Here

p-90 please gouge your eyes out

P-90

Er…what?

Paul W.

thanks, spooks, we'll assume you're 13 years old for the sake of this argument
imdb sux

3rd to last photo is pretty funny looking
Joey

My thoughts are always the same with these types of posts:

"Oh my god she's hot, damn, holy shit, fuck me, oh my god, holy shit…"

carter

Ah, the bumpy road of hot slang phrases…
Big Bob

Joey, you absolutely nailed it. That's exactly what's going through my mind when I see these as well.
Joey

The real Joey doesn't use God's name in vain. You sir are a foul-mouthed homosexual-in-denial expressing your thoughts with all the eloquence of a 12 year old.

Joey

Wrong wrong wrong.

A) God's name isnt God, is your name Human? Hence I did not use God's name in vain genius.

B) Despite what you'd like to believe, I'm not a homosexual. Far from it so please stop hitting on me. It makes me uncomfortable.

C) I'd like to think I'm expressing my thoughts as a straight 25 year old guy. Is this really the place to express your intelligence? Have you not noticed The Chive is like 80% boobs?

And one more thing, stop using my name GOD DAMN IT!!

Joey

A) You sir, are a bona fide retard. Am I to assume you are blaspheming a pagan 'god?'

B) Yes, we get it, you're not homosexual. Say it loud and often and everyone will believe it.

C) See point B. And finally no one cares about your name or your comments, or mine for that matter.

My point is merely that the admiration of the female form is perfectly acceptable. The vulgarity in your comment is unneeded, though feel free to comment away. Occasionally however you'll find someone who may point it out as crude.

http://www.facebook.com/dexsquab Dexsquab Molutinator

Piss off, pretentious tosser banana fondler.

Mustafa_Beer

Pic 2 is a Sports By Brooks pic. Hot babes and sports but not Facebook

PIDDLE

from the page

*TheChive.com did not directly take any of the above photos from Facebook. All pics submitted by users and no guarantee any of these photos are actually on Facebook -but seriously, who cares if they are or not, they are hot as hell.

basically, mustafa, you get to be captain obvious for today

Mustafa_Beer

Maybe, but when some Chivers go to Sportsbybrooks dot com, they will enjoy the lucious ta ta's that are there. Maybe that will stop them from ragging on HHNF

LOL

Pocahontas…very nice…little butterface…but still…

And fools who are bagging on HHNF…get a life. Sheesh. She's just a girl doing her thing. If ya like her, cool. If you don't, cool. She's not in your bed, so get the hell over it.

Woody

And HHNF is bisexual which adds 3 to her scale to 10 hotness. Suck it, haters!

HellHathNoFury

Woot! So I'm up to 4 on the scale of 1-10!

meh

Being bisexual only makes you more attractive to boys who live in their mums basement.

I say your more of a 4-5 in hotness though.

Sorry but you dont have the natural beauty look to get a higher scale though you might be able to manage it with plastic surgery and a make over.

HellHathNoFury

Hm, I say being bisexual only makes you hotter if you're one of those sluts willing to put on a skank show for any guy with a big….wallet.

It's great to be hot, but I'm not the hottest thing on the block, so I'll just cheer for the ladies that are!

ladyguitarstar

So Fury. You're bi?

How YOU doin?
Joey

I can't picture anything less hot than someone pretending to be bi-sexual because they think it's hot. Just sayin'.
Nateb123

Actually, I'd say there's two types of bi women. The skanks who make out with anything for validation and pseudo-sexual power and women who have the self-honesty to go "Yeah I like women too, so what?".

The latter is hot even if no threesome is in your immediate future.

http://www.facebook.com/dexsquab Dexsquab Molutinator

The scale is out of 3.

Mattythegooch

Skeet!!!
not working

who the fuck is HHNF?

HellHathNoFury

You've been sleeping in class again, haven't you?
aaron

The bigger question is, who the fuck cares? Perhaps these comments about her would be funny if they actually used the intelligence they gained after middle school. When she decides to comment back (if there is something remotely creative a person has said) it is with wit. If you dont know your better off not know because it is ridiculous how random this shit is getting.

Can someone proof read that for me and comment under it about what I may have messed up, thanks.

Anonymous

"Can someone proof read that for me and comment under it about what I may have messed up, thanks."

So you know you're an idiot and you don't care. Cool.
Pinkle

I think this is one thing both the anti HHNF and the pro HHNF supporters will agree on.

aaron you are a douche.

aaron

This has been previously established.

Sticks

Red head in 23 is the hottest.
Moi

I like the little asian babe with big boobies as well as the poca-ho'n'ass…the rest is so-so (though very fuckable except for the skeletor in blue bathing suit and overtanned plastified bitches)
lolz

#18 is from myspace
top dog

I'd like to Poke-her-hot-tus, SEXXXY!!!!! and HUNGRY!!!!! at the same time.
HellHathNoFury

Some of these girls are raging hotties!

heh

yeah… unlike you.

HellHathNoFury

Holy shit. Thanks for your enlightening comment! And to think, all these 24 years I have woken up every morning thinking that I'm a supermodel to be worshiped and loved by all! I was kind of wondering where the hordes of photographers were.

Matt

I would love to find out that HHNF your actually a man. Haha that would be too funny, but not surprising at all. Seriously what woman calls herself HHNF anyway?

HellHathNoFury

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, dude. I'm guessing you don't do much reading.

*checks pants* And I'm definitely a female. At least until those hormone shots kick in.

Xac

HHNF can quote NWA at will. So no matter what….none of you will ever be as awesome. All further arguments are irrelevant.

D

Help! I'm being savagely raped by my right hand! Help!
Phil

whoa had to double take on that asian in yellow. looks like my gf
Matt

Tooooo HoT!!!!!
heartrender

21 looks a little like Kate Beckinsale
vitorla

Ok, I love titties as much as the next guy, but can we get some goddamn asses on some of these?
ladyguitarstar

I agree with vitorla.

HellHathNoFury

as always, ladyguitarstar and victorla are correct.

butt-man, nunununununununu-Butt-man!

vitorla

In completely unrelated news, you get to see me at the ripe old age of 2 in the Lil' Chivers upcoming post.

rober paulson

in completely unrelated news, I am the #47 commenter. odd numbers rule
STan

the girl in lead photo = fuckable
goposaur

#10 – do want
Nagrom

I'd tap them all, but the 2nd girl is just amazing.
LegionDairy

feed pic #14 a cheese burger…. strong breeze'll take her right off of the chair, lol
leonardo

I see the million monkeys are back typing, time for the sawn off hurleys,

1 2 Next »