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Alight Chivers, you’re bored off your ass at work/school/strip club right now so let’s have some fun. Snap a photo of the weirdest thing on your desk right now and send it to thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com. Be sure to include your name and location – unless it’s really weird and you wish to remain anonymous (specify if necessary).
You have exactly 2 hours STARTING NOW. I’ll post the photos as soon as they come in so move it. Do it for your country!
Chive On!
John n’ Leo
UPDATE: Thanks to the 400+ Chivers who sent in photos. We’re going to start rolling out crowd sourcing posts 2x/week so look out and get your photos on the CHIVE front page!

































































































My desk is far too boring for this (it just smells of rich mahogany). I’ll hit you guys up next time.
Yay Maybelle made the Chive! Emily is a raging hottie, by the way.
And the spray can lights are awesome! Can I steal that idea, plzkthx?
Chiver BOB:
Your future wife is smokin’! Congrats to you buddy!
Can she beat you in that game?
If not, I’m sure she can beat him in other ways. *zing*
Chip you are in Fairfax VA too??!! Awesome!!!
whats that shit in the jar
Everyone…this was fun. Lets do this again sometime, huh?
Did anyone else notice that rubber face with the one distended bloody eye looks an awful lot like Angelina Jolie
My favourite is Al the Alpaca:D Thaz pic. made my day. Too bad I haven’t got here earlier, I’m going to bed in a minute:D So making my day was a total waste… Loveyouchive from Hungary:)
Meg egy magyar!!!!
Pete from South Bend,
Mixing drug paraphernalia and preserved reptile heads never seemed so…en vogue. touche
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Hold on, is the guy in the cheesy 80′s pic Chris Benoit?
2.4 k.d. yeah right.
In case of emergency…….oh i loved it!…Grey goose!!!!!!!!
I have some Aftershave in the shape of 4 sticks of TNT