Daily Afternoon Randomness (24 Photos)

  • effemel

    that wrecking boob looks painful, I think someone stole one of DMX’s quads and Jesus Condom is a major lawl, I almost spewed my beer on my monitor which isn’t insured for theChive related damages

    • Equalizer

      Never mess with a Cougar

  • Nick4444

    There’s a lot of wtf going on in the first picture.

  • kp

    That spider pic freaked me out!!!!!

  • HellHathNoFury

    I’m guessing the Jesus condom is 100% defective, which they should have known from reading the Bible…

    • vitorla

      Jesus Condom….better bring an extra for the ‘second cumming’.

    • Joe

      Your jokes are immaculate.

  • Jory

    Jesus comdom looks just like the karate kid lawl

  • Wills1215

    The nudist colony thing puzzles me. Why would I whack off behind a bush. Hell it is a nudist colony, do it in the open. Plus think of the bonus.

    You will always have someplace convenient to hang your hat.

    • chrisdg74

      Anyone notice the nudist colony misspelled MASTURBATE??

      • Klown

        That’s because that part is photoshopped by someone who can’t spell.

        • chrisdg74

          That’s what I was thinking as well. I was just playing along.

    • r486

      you don’t understand how a nudist colony works at all, that behavior would not only get you kicked out but you would be subject to the same fines you would get if you did that anywhere else

      • Jones

        That’s right. You’re only allowed to wank off someone else at a nudist colony. You’ll have to find a spank buddy if you want to masterbate behind the bush.

  • redhatsociety

    whos the boxing girl

    • Jaime

      it looks like Adriana Lima, but I’m not sure

  • Anonymous

    gotta love vader boy pushing his natty light. His daddy must be so proud.

    • chipoperson

      I am indeed. That pic shows my three favorite things in life:)

      • Ken

        Three things? Your son, the beer and what’s the third? Darth Vader hats, green mini shopping carts or fabric softener?

  • Sam

    Jesus Condom… that name is pure WIN!!

  • bubble_rider86

    wow…lawl to this whole post…Chive reigns supreme in awesomeness….

  • StrapOnThatJimmyPack

    More than likely don’t need the sign at the nudist colony, the people that go to those kinds of places are pretty repulsive looking!

    • chrisdg74

      Everyone but me, of course.

    • MichaelGS

      why is it that the people who go to nudist colonies, are the last people on the face of the planet you who want to see in any form of undress? guess its one of life’s great mysteries

  • Matt

    haha great post chive!

  • vitorla

    Anyone know anything about the location of that tree? Pretty sweet photography.

  • no1chivefan

    wtff wiked

  • Mustafa_Beer

    Zombie Nazi’s on the Tundra ! I see John Travolta for the lead, directed by Quentin Tarentino with a cameo by Florence Henderson!

  • top dog

    The heavy tit breaking a stick is pretty freaky, I wouldn’t want her to hit me upside the head with one of them things. Her tits alone could be in the construction business…the demolition department.

  • Anonymous

    the girl in #2 has the biggest pussy I’ve ever seen….

  • BillyBlaze

    Is Jesus Condom really Daniel LaRusso?

  • Ken

    “Dude, you got a spider on your back!

    “Can you you get it off?”

    “Let me go get a large board.”


    • vitorla

      “Harry….DON’T move.”


      “Don’t move!”


      “How do you like it ya jerk? Get da kid, get da kid.”

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