I’m gonna have to call Liberty Mutual after looking at those. I need a refill on my dia-bee-duhs testing supplies. j/k
Seriously though. The ONLY thing here I would eat would be that delicious looking tomato- and lettuce-less BLT. (almost) everything goes better with bacon.
The first one with the pancakes…I can’t believe that passed marketing. It looks like something my friends and I would make after several days of drinking!
HHNF just jumped out from behind a bush, ripped your panties off, and grammar-raped you, son. Now your asshole probably looks like a yawning hippo from all the knowledge she stuffed in you.
I love cooking, and I am flabbergasted at these horrific creations. I don’t even know what the hell flabbergasted means but it sounds cool in this context.
[...] layers of fat it leaves strewn throughout your disgusting body. If this is your appetizer, you should skip directly to dessert: dying alone by the age of [...]
[...] layers of fat it leaves strewn throughout your disgusting body. If this is your appetizer, you should skip directly to dessert: dying alone by the age of [...]
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My name is Wilford Brimley, and I have diabetes.
Rofl Epic Family Guy Quote
Epic? Your some trombloid!
Diabeetus!!!
I’m gonna have to call Liberty Mutual after looking at those. I need a refill on my dia-bee-duhs testing supplies. j/k
Seriously though. The ONLY thing here I would eat would be that delicious looking tomato- and lettuce-less BLT. (almost) everything goes better with bacon.
i am not hungry anymore after viewing these examples of culinary bastardization
The first one with the pancakes…I can’t believe that passed marketing. It looks like something my friends and I would make after several days of drinking!
Tony’s is an amazing place! they should have a pic of the bacon cheese burger.
Now somebody is going to go out and order this “death on a plate”, today. I’am not a health nut but this is just ridicules.
Is Ridicules the brother of Hercules, or the son of Illiterate?
HHNF just jumped out from behind a bush, ripped your panties off, and grammar-raped you, son. Now your asshole probably looks like a yawning hippo from all the knowledge she stuffed in you.
i love you.
It’s mutual HHNF. I would marry the shit out of you.
You’re too late Vitorla. I’ve accepted her nonproposal. (wedding pics blog)
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o.O
But #4, the French Toast Cupcake w/Bacon is fairly reasonable. Well, compares to those other monstrosities. So long as is is “standard” cupcake size.
I called my daughter over to show her and she wants one too.
Make it with Maple frosting and Applewood bacon and it will be full of WIN!
I love cooking, and I am flabbergasted at these horrific creations. I don’t even know what the hell flabbergasted means but it sounds cool in this context.
I don’t know about you guys, but for some reason the pankakes look pretty good
None of these looks appetizing. Im not into sweets that much though. Even if i was, most of these monstrosities look like they’ve already been eaten.
These make me want to projectile vomit onto the nearest window.
[...] layers of fat it leaves strewn throughout your disgusting body. If this is your appetizer, you should skip directly to dessert: dying alone by the age of [...]
[...] layers of fat it leaves strewn throughout your disgusting body. If this is your appetizer, you should skip directly to dessert: dying alone by the age of [...]