How not to stay thin (5 Photos)

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  • vitorla

    My name is Wilford Brimley, and I have diabetes.

    • Phoenixrising

      Rofl Epic Family Guy Quote

      • yeahsure

        Epic? Your some trombloid!

    • HellHathNoFury

      Diabeetus!!!

  • ChrisDG74

    I’m gonna have to call Liberty Mutual after looking at those. I need a refill on my dia-bee-duhs testing supplies. j/k

    Seriously though. The ONLY thing here I would eat would be that delicious looking tomato- and lettuce-less BLT. (almost) everything goes better with bacon.

  • bbbbbeaver

    i am not hungry anymore after viewing these examples of culinary bastardization

  • gozer

    The first one with the pancakes…I can’t believe that passed marketing. It looks like something my friends and I would make after several days of drinking!

  • Cheez

    Tony’s is an amazing place! they should have a pic of the bacon cheese burger.

  • top dog

    Now somebody is going to go out and order this “death on a plate”, today. I’am not a health nut but this is just ridicules.

    • HellHathNoFury

      Is Ridicules the brother of Hercules, or the son of Illiterate?

      • vitorla

        HHNF just jumped out from behind a bush, ripped your panties off, and grammar-raped you, son. Now your asshole probably looks like a yawning hippo from all the knowledge she stuffed in you.

        • HellHathNoFury

          i love you.

          • vitorla

            It’s mutual HHNF. I would marry the shit out of you.

            • ladyguitarstar

              You’re too late Vitorla. I’ve accepted her nonproposal. (wedding pics blog) :P

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  • Smitty

    o.O

    But #4, the French Toast Cupcake w/Bacon is fairly reasonable. Well, compares to those other monstrosities. So long as is is “standard” cupcake size.

    I called my daughter over to show her and she wants one too.

    Make it with Maple frosting and Applewood bacon and it will be full of WIN!

  • Gonz

    I love cooking, and I am flabbergasted at these horrific creations. I don’t even know what the hell flabbergasted means but it sounds cool in this context.

  • Kelly

    I don’t know about you guys, but for some reason the pankakes look pretty good

  • ladyguitarstar

    None of these looks appetizing. Im not into sweets that much though. Even if i was, most of these monstrosities look like they’ve already been eaten.

  • chameleon

    These make me want to projectile vomit onto the nearest window.

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