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Hooray for douchebags! Confirmation that I am normal and better than someone else!
Love laughing at these Oompa Loompas. Can anyone say, Massengi? Or Summer’s Eve?
West side? maybe West Hollywood…..
“Hold my zima while I make a gang sign!”
Or “West Bollywood”
Steroids ok I can understand that.
Acting like a jerk to get girls. Well Played sir.
Hangin with your Bros in matching clothes? Kind of Gay but passable.
The spiked hair and orange skin. Fugetaboutit. No excuse.
This is classic too that women hang with guys that are non threatening. These guys probably all act gay. And I’ve been to the gym and seen the guys in love with their muscles and other guys builds it is over the top pseudo gay that they can’t admit and would become physically mad over being confronted with this.
I wish the world would grow the hell up and realize getting tattoos, piercings, wearing cloths with logos means squat shit nothing. Most do not have these things because for the most part common sense says there are better things to invest your money into, not because they are weak, stupid or unattractive.
Hence they are douche-bags. And we need to literally beat it into them or brand them with a iron marking.
#13. Damn son, I’ve heard of tanning but thats called being left on the grill too long. You’re cooked.
I think that may be dogshit rubbed into his skin….
Ughh their moms should have opened their mouths. Not their legs….
Could not have said it better myself.
MASSIVE Birth Control FAIL !!!
Girls (Stripper) in pic 2 is hot
aren’t some of those guys in #20 from daisy of love? and yes i am embarrassed for recognizing them.
Yes they are. At least 3 of them were on the show. If I thought about it long enough I could tell you their names. I will now go hang my head in shame.
omg some of the guys are more orange than any of the girls. Do people realize orange is not hot? Nor does it look like a tan.
Say what you will…these douchebags always seem to have hot chicks draped everywhere…
The women in these photos are only hot until they speak. Easy to get by with until they turn 40.
I knew Freddy Fags was gonna be in this collection
great, now I’m going to be seeing orange spots every time I blink.
those girls are specifically bred to be with those douchebags caveman.In the real world we call them sluts K??That slut in pick 8 is fine as hell but the others are muffin tops and bad make-up.You do realize none of these have picked up a shovel and put a little elbow grease into anything they earned right?
I see ‘Ozzie’ as your handle, but really it should be ‘Captain Obvious’ seeing as the enlightening comment lists all the reasons that we hate them.
I’m sure their relatives work in ’sanitation’ if you know what I mean.
456’s all.
Think I have figured out the holding up of fingers.
It’s an indication of erect penis size in inches…
If that is incorrect… I am still baffled.
Is that Todd Bridges on the right in pic #7?!?!
Any guy who wears a net see through shirt(?) is just lookin’ to get taken down! What a DB!
should be titled “why i wholeheartedly believe in population control”
Agree with the fact that girl in #8 is hot…
That for sure is dog crap all over that guy
I look at these Douchebag threads and keep trying to think of some clever comment. But mostly they just leave me speechless.
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“Sir, there’s been a horrible accident at the Sunless Tanner factory!”
i feel crazy normal right now…and socaily accepted
Yah these guys are def DBs..but those guys in pic 4 seem relatively normal. That guy w the ascot hankie on seems like a fag but no ridic orange skin, spiked hair, or ed hardy wardrobe. Im not speaking up for them but every group of guys at the club cant just be classified as douchebags.
Affliction clothing IS birth control.
The guy in #10 looks like he fell into a pile of shit!
For the love of all that is holy in the world, Willy Wonka must be stopped from breeding his killer army of Uruk-Loompas. They wont be coming to make chocolate kiddies, they’ll be coming to steal your souls. Be afraid, be very afraid…………..
I loled at the indians, they think they are people!!!
I hear they even have their own propoganda show……. Not being from Loompaland, I have not seen it, but it has sent shockwaves across the Old World.
this is why I am pro-choice.
Fact: if you have ever pointed at the person next to you in a picture while making a duckface, you’re a douchebag.
Where is the douchebag in pic 2? All I see are BOOOOBS!!!
The guy in pic abouve the group in blue is at a BODYBUILDING competition. Clearly none of you have any idea what that’s about ands why he PAINTED his skin that color.
oh well that makes it ok then
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This is where I feel better about myself……..
Chive on
Speaking of douche bags, how come you all haven’t at the chive allowed people to post to your bios? You list it as a entry for today 02-09-2010
Afraid of what might be said?