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Nice hotel, I mean cruise ship (30 Photos)

huge cruise ship 34 Nice hotel, I mean cruise ship (30 Photos)

Built in 2002 for a paltry $350 Million, The Brilliance of the Seas is one of the world’s most luxurious cruise ships. One side of the boat contains an entire acre of glass so you can see the ocean wherever you are on the ship. There’s a full theater in this beast as well to compliment the 5 swimming pools. Moral of the story – If you take a date on this boat and don’t get laid, go ahead and throw yourself overboard, ’cause it’s never going to happen for you.

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  1. Krimreaper says:

    I imagine that’s what the inside of my balls look like. Just the people are still sperm and stuff.

  2. Al says:

    I wonder how many of those balls off the court they lose to the sea each year. And what do all those employees sleeping quarters look like.

    • SaintxXxAsh says:

      The basketball court is enclosed with netting, so im assuming they lose very few balls off the court unless its purposely done.

  3. vitorla says:

    Hey boat, *poke*, I want you.

  4. top dog says:

    Thats a good question, the thing is, no body knows unless they are part of the crew. I went on a five day cruise to Mexico, there were parts of the ship that was off limits to the passengers, I figured they were crew quaters. The crew was international and they were very friendly. I think everybody should take a cruise at least once in their life, you will never forget it.

    • uberbrie says:

      wow thanks for the amazing observation and stupendous advise!

    • HellHathNoFury says:

      Hey, being obnoxious and giving drawn-out stories is MY job.
      *mumbles* take one day off…ONE…and some kid thinks he can muscle in on my job…newbs..they don’t know nothin about hard trolling.

  5. Bobby Dan says:

    why are cruises full of old people?

  6. Lang says:

    You think that’s a ship? Check out the new Oasis. Zip line on board, floating bar, etc.

  7. Matt says:

    i laughed at the tuxedo retails pic then while i was still laughing i abruptly stopped and my jaw dropped as i saw the arcade room pic. OMG I WANT TO GO THERE!!!!

  8. billemazing says:

    The robe-bunny with shades is a nice touch.

  9. Leonardo says:

    I think there’s a roll to the left… no to the right… no to the left ( ad finitum) on that pool table :-)

  10. somethings says:

    I think a lot of cruise ships have similar luxury as the pictures here. I had the good fortune of getting taken on a cruise and our ship had all of the same accommodations. Needless to say, I have never been in or on something so spectacular in my life.

    • Omar says:

      I went on a star cruises ship called the VIRGO, it is also huge, but not as huge as this ship, it looks like the same company because of the interior and the furniture that they use are also similar. if i wanted to post those pictures so that people can see what i’m talking about how do i go about that?

    • Jacqueline says:

      This ship doesn’t appear to be much different from the Norwegian Dawn or Norwegian Star

  11. Markkens says:

    Cause your young ass will never afford it, all buyin’ crack ‘n shit

  12. Lor says:

    … SHIT.
    An arcade, a library, AND endless oportunities for exploration?
    I am so there.

  13. eric says:

    The crew quarters are pretty cramped but they typically have their own facilities including bars. It maybe be cramped down there, but if you think the passengers have wild parties, you should see the crew. :)

  14. Blegh says:

    Honestly, all cruise ships have this stuff, it’s not that special. The only thing I see here that I haven’t seen on a cruise ship before is the helicoptor landing pad

  15. blah says:

    This ship is definitely unsinkable, what with her double hull, 16 water tight compartments, and watertight bulkhead deck. Bon voyage!

    • Jacqueline says:

      saying something is unsinkable is like saying something is idiot proof: you’re just asking for someone to prove you wrong

  16. tolazytothinkofaname says:

    im pretty sure that this ship can be sunk. probably not from an iceberg but it is definately not ‘unsinkable’

  17. charlies says:

    guess someone has never been on a cruise ship before, cause this looks like every other cruise ship i’ve ever seen.

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