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Maybe if the old men had not loved tractors so much, the horse-rigin’ ladies wouldn’t have to look to each other for attention.
Two birds, one stone.
*ridin’*
Lesbian horses?.
i saw a stray shopping cart in the woods once
Here in England they can usually be found in various bodies of water. (Rivers, canals etc.)
Absolutely hysterical.
That “What’s Your Poo Telling You” book is actually quite useful.
I have The Gas We Pass and the Fart History book. Telling of my maturity level, I’m sure, but they were gifts from my dad. They are both really worth reading.
I got some reading you can do. Its a two page book called my ass.
I get this feeling that most everything about you can be deducted from your ass.
“The Sex Lives of Cannibals” is a great book. I read it a couple years ago. It’s about the author’s experiences living on a remote island in the South Pacific. It’s lol funny. I’d highly recommend it.
I have the stray shopping carts guide. It’s actually a very difficult identification system.
No way am I letting any female cannibal give me a BJ!
Might get a bit hungry if you don’t cum fast enough and just think… Ahhh hot dog!
The stray shopping cart guide must be from Bubbles collection.
Does anyone know the name of the painting on Who Cut The Cheese cover?
Hillariously good :p
#4 : *Insert vagina joke here*
I can’t believe no one has made a comment about it,
and on a related note, I’ll buy it for sure lol