haha yes, glock for the block but…gotta be regular.
That cat chef kills me and the guy on subway is funny too. Went to NYC once and its like a phenomenon; everybody sleeps on the subway! then they awake at their stop and go their way.funny.
Except, um, down at the bottom right above the comment box, where it says “Cha Cha Cha Chive Talkin’” in giant letters… that kinda gives you a clue as to the proper pronunciation.
No guy appears in a tight bathing suit because every just about every guy is embarrassed about his perceived lack of size. No matter how well built he is, he usually thinks he is too small in the pants.
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Second!
And that misainzig, is why we don’t do the “First” crap around here.
You weren’t second, you were first, and you really aren’t original.
Funny thing about the pistol on the desk…the raisins…gotta keep regular.
haha yes, glock for the block but…gotta be regular.
That cat chef kills me and the guy on subway is funny too. Went to NYC once and its like a phenomenon; everybody sleeps on the subway! then they awake at their stop and go their way.funny.
who the hell is bob? new employee?
And the only thing more annoying than “First!” and “Second!”? Are those that complain about “First!” and “Second!” …. and me.
hater
i bet the chicks love how spray tan accentuates your ‘roid zits
I want to kick the orange man in the balls….so fucking badly
Who’s Awesome?…You’re AWESOME!!!!
Chive on kids…chive on
What was that about the Saints?
Who dat nation!
It took me the longest time to realize ‘The Chive’ wasn’t pronounced like the herb
Why? How are you supposed to pronounce it?
yea, it’s really funny when you realize it’s not pronounced like the herb at all. cracks me up! genius!
the ar”chive”
hmm..learn somethin new every day.
Except, um, down at the bottom right above the comment box, where it says “Cha Cha Cha Chive Talkin’” in giant letters… that kinda gives you a clue as to the proper pronunciation.
Cha Cha Cha Kive talkin’? I don’t think so.
Let's put it to a vote……everybody — Thumbs up for "Kive" ala the archive
If you pronounce it like the herb do nothing.
It's connected to theonion.com…I think it's pronounced like the herb. Not to mention, the berry. it's all edable.
The first one is funny, the dog taking dump while the girl is trying to look sexy…just ruins the image. Heheheheheeee!!!!!
okay people who wrap any parts of their bodies in any type of meats really really something to do
Natural Light FTW
The kid must be drinkin on a budget.
Jesus Condom….make sure you bring an extra for the ‘second cumming.’
You're my hero
Jesus Condom…that’s the immaculate conseption.
Why doesn’t some hunky guys appear here in tight bathing suits.
Mary Alice
No guy appears in a tight bathing suit because every just about every guy is embarrassed about his perceived lack of size. No matter how well built he is, he usually thinks he is too small in the pants.