Daily morning randomness (31 photos)

That dog photo is the perfect metaphor for what’s going on in American politics today.

i want to be that kitten

Wannabe gangsta boy has quite the wardrobe hanging in his closet.

In a world where all order is cast aside, one man decides to take order and justice with a blade. Evil has a new enemy and blood will be spilled as payment for the atrocities it has committed. Love, revenge, death and a new order. Johnny Depp stars in Smurfs Wars. A Tim Burton Film with music by Danny Elfman. Smurfs Wars Rated R for Revenge

the 1st lol.the best i´ve seen so far.

jesus condom gettin old

BJ’s 15% off.

….and I’ll say it again…. Jesus Condom…make sure you bring an extra with you for the ‘second cumming.’

that the best protest i have ever seen!

i want a pair of those jeans…. ;]

Enough is enough with the Jesus Condom pic, talk about beating a dead horse.

DICK BOMBED!

I love all the animal picks in this one. The dog in #18 has a great “look at this dipshit next to me” face.

NEW! BUTT LITE!
absolutely no calories and you can see where you’ve been!

We heard one YELP from the dog, he ran off and we haven’t seen him since!

“Yeah. Mom. I’m here, now. I’ll be there in twenty minutes…”

So if the chatroulette top image is a fake animated gif used by pranksters for a laugh, then what is the guy in the bottom pic’s excuse? What a fag.

silly hats only FTW.

AHAHAHAHHAHAHA………..

Smurf wars, not that would be a movie worth seeing.

Is that chick on chat roulette the girl from the movie “Precious”? The Oscar nominee? If not, God made two of them.