These mail order brides brought too much baggage to my house (16 Photos)

Yep, all these girls are not only mail order brides, but also mommies. So, Chivers, would you still ‘add to cart’ knowing you’re getting a ready-made Russian family? I know I wouldn’t.


    I’d still hit most of these

  • Mark

    dark hair w/ big boobs – unless the kid is retarded, bring it on

  • somerandomguy

    she better be bringing that watermelon too

  • Mustafa_Beer

    Boy, now we will all suffer the wrath of Andrew ! Not only are you objectifying the brides, now you are classifying the little brats as baggage. What agency will be notified now?
    PS…. The blonde with the red boots… DAY UM

    • Anonymous

      my first thought when i saw the last pic = “holy SHIT that watermelon looks good!”

  • top dog

    I will tag them all…hard…for a long time, kids or no kids.

  • confused

    meh as long as they look like that who cares

  • Joe

    Ok, how much do you guy want for the lot? I know this site is for selling mail order brides.
    That guy Andrew said so.

  • Roman Polanski

    FAP FAP FAP FAP …. to get the kids I guess the hags can come along FAP FAP FAP FAP

  • slutifer

    hit and run

    • vitorla

      Indeed, my friend, indeed. Mail order prostitution?

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  • 2-tns-L-pp-TSO

    I really don’t get why people get offended with galleries named mail order brides…

    I just love all of them.

  • smick

    That one with the hat on. For some fucking reason that little mole has made her the hottest thing that I have seen in a very long time. She is fit.

  • LOL

    John…in some cultures a woman is MORE desirable if she has a child. She’s proven that she can bear children. That makes her more valuable. Also on a more base level, at least you know she put out…at least once.

    As for whether or not I’d add to cart…some I would, some I wouldn’t. (If I were male.) Depends on if the kids Dad is involved, how old the kid is, if she’d want to bring her Mother along too…all the same questions involved with being in the local dating pool. 😛

    The red boots…omg…smoking hot…the blonde is pretty too…but the boots. Wow. I want. 😉

  • Anonymous

    Give me #6/7 and the chick on the log….kids or not.

  • P-90

    I wonder if you can get a group discount or maybe two for the price of one….although knowing my luck I’d end up with a bunch of ‘male’ order ‘brides’

  • MichaelGS

    In theory Andrew should love this new post. No longer are taking advantage of vulnerable women… instead we’re buying a family, Blue Peter style “Heres a family i made earlier.”

  • shopinguggboot

    hey 🙂
    take a look UGG boots on sale on this:

  • Tex

    The one on the couch and on the log, WHOA ! You can probably defile them anyway possible, nightly and repeatedly for taking care of their lil ones. Assume the position Svetlana !

  • tony

    slutty russian mail order brides… slutty russian mail order brides… slutty russian mail order brides!!! hello my name is john owner of slutty russian mail order brides . due to a garbbled morse code transmission i am now over stocked with to many slutty russian mail order brides with kids.. and im passing the savings on to youuuuuuuuuuuuu
    not avalible in all states…

  • Bigus Dickus

    Well….just like hanging around an abortion clinic…..we know these women put out ❤

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