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These mail order brides brought too much baggage to my house (16 Photos)


Yep, all these girls are not only mail order brides, but also mommies. So, Chivers, would you still ‘add to cart’ knowing you’re getting a ready-made Russian family? I know I wouldn’t.

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  1. WORLD WANDER says:

    I’d still hit most of these

  2. Mark says:

    dark hair w/ big boobs – unless the kid is retarded, bring it on

  3. somerandomguy says:

    she better be bringing that watermelon too

  4. Mustafa_Beer says:

    Boy, now we will all suffer the wrath of Andrew ! Not only are you objectifying the brides, now you are classifying the little brats as baggage. What agency will be notified now?
    PS…. The blonde with the red boots… DAY UM

  5. top dog says:

    I will tag them all…hard…for a long time, kids or no kids.

  6. confused says:

    meh as long as they look like that who cares

  7. Joe says:

    Ok, how much do you guy want for the lot? I know this site is for selling mail order brides.
    That guy Andrew said so.

  8. Roman Polanski says:

    FAP FAP FAP FAP …. to get the kids I guess the hags can come along FAP FAP FAP FAP

  9. slutifer says:

    hit and run

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  11. 2-tns-L-pp-TSO says:

    I really don’t get why people get offended with galleries named mail order brides…

    I just love all of them.

  12. smick says:

    That one with the hat on. For some fucking reason that little mole has made her the hottest thing that I have seen in a very long time. She is fit.

  13. LOL says:

    John…in some cultures a woman is MORE desirable if she has a child. She’s proven that she can bear children. That makes her more valuable. Also on a more base level, at least you know she put out…at least once.

    As for whether or not I’d add to cart…some I would, some I wouldn’t. (If I were male.) Depends on if the kids Dad is involved, how old the kid is, if she’d want to bring her Mother along too…all the same questions involved with being in the local dating pool. :P

    The red boots…omg…smoking hot…the blonde is pretty too…but the boots. Wow. I want. ;)

  14. Anonymous says:

    Give me #6/7 and the chick on the log….kids or not.

  15. P-90 says:

    I wonder if you can get a group discount or maybe two for the price of one….although knowing my luck I’d end up with a bunch of ‘male’ order ‘brides’

  16. MichaelGS says:

    In theory Andrew should love this new post. No longer are taking advantage of vulnerable women… instead we’re buying a family, Blue Peter style “Heres a family i made earlier.”

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  18. Tex says:

    The one on the couch and on the log, WHOA ! You can probably defile them anyway possible, nightly and repeatedly for taking care of their lil ones. Assume the position Svetlana !

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