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Pic 2 – God help us all
LOL, pedobear making a lot of appearances here.
Vancouver mascot pedobear FTW!
Hmmmm Pedo bear and Mary Kate on the same page?
#1 – Everybody loves The Situation.
#8 – That’s the roughest looking 18 year old I’ve ever seen.
#10 – There’s nothing wrong with that last guy pointing the other direction. The other guys are so focussed on what’s around the corner that it’d be easy to sneak up on them from behind. The guy that’s looking the ‘wrong’ way is actually covering their asses.
#18 – My kind of superheroine. I’d hit that any day of the week and three times on Sunday.
PowerGirl ftw
But nobody loves The Situation more than himself.
The real “situation” is that when the show is over he’ll be another under-educated, over-privileged douche bag with too much hair gel working at the mall.
FYI #10 is funny because half of them are carrying cardboard cut-outs of weapons.
fyi – the sun article is referring to some model the chive plucked from obscurity a month or so ago and now she’s internet famous. I remember reading and and laughing my ass off. I hadn’t realized the site was so huge (even though everybody at my work spends all their time on it. i should have known)
we’re all fucked
The news story about the guy eating his underwear says he’s 18. If the guy in that pic is 18, nature is cruel, and it’s no wonder he’s drinking.
I think he might be, no wrinkles or balding, just a weak moustache and ugly glasses. Wait… HE’S A DAMN HIPSTER
Oh wow ..just when i thought it was over…the LAST picture did its justice!!!!!..
Love the curves on the super hero girl!!
Lookin’ good, Power Girl!
Olympics Pedo-bear is making me lulz nonstop
The Jeremy one was soo random, and yet so funny.
When Bart said, ‘Eat my shorts’, he wasn’t serious.
Holy crap that’s a big goldfish. Sometimes I hate being surrounded by the ocean.
thats not actually a goldfish
HHNF I Love being surronded by the ocean!..There’s no surf inland!….plus it’s kinda nice to throw yourself into the food chain every now and then!
Power Girl = MILF
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SUPER MILF = Yummmm
The pic in the beforelast picture is taken at “Aviation science center”…so that you know, what’s all the irony there is about
18 y/o, you gotta be kidding me.
[...] • The Situation [...]
shark 0 third world country villagers 1
When I was a child I had a teddy bear rocking chair similar to the one above. I loved that thing…
Did anyone else have a really hard time trying to decide if the speed racer girl was hot or not?
Pic 20 is hoooot, she looks just like my ex.. And if she dressed like that once in a while she wouldn’t be my ex
It would be difficult to spread Super Woman’s thunder thighs far enough apart to eat her, unless you were pulling on each ankle with a comealong.