What’s really sad is that one of these people is my boss. I tried pleading “Extreme Sexual Exhaustion” last Monday. She threw the BULLSHIT flag. Fuuuuuuuckkkkk.
What’s really sad is that one of these people is my boss. I tried pleading extreme sexual exhaustion last Monday. She threw the “BULLSHIT I don’t give a fuck” (literally) flag. Fuuuuuuuckkkkk.
And what’s sadder. I had to delete my actual name up there because I was stupid enough to introduce her to thechive…so now she cruises here too. DAMMMIT
If it was the truth then I think you kinda blew your cover by stating that your boss is in one of those and you introduced her to theCHIVE…1 + 1 = You being her employee.
I send all sorts of people links to this site. Various pictures that I think they’ll like. But do I tell one of them my screen name here?!? Hell no. As far as they know, I’m a lurker. And I like it that way.
Anon…good job on the extreme sexual exhaustion. Your boss was just jealous. Glad ya have a hobby.
Looks like the guitar guy is on his way to charming at least one girl. Super hero duo…they *might* be a couple? The computer setup – I don’t see WoW or Everquest on those screens – probably a guy that puts in some serious work hours so it’s possible he has a family.
Everyone else in the series…you might want to piss off Andrew and order yourself a mail order bride if you want a chance at poon.
I dunno, most douchebags don’t realize they are douchebags in the first place, thinking they’re hot shit most of the time. So they have this “I’m cool” attitude and do get the chicks (not ladies or real women but “chicks”). So really, would it be better to die as a virgin or as a guy who, in his own mind, has the perfect life?
It does not matter how you look, as long as you can sing and play guitar, you WILL get laid. Despite the bad hair, no way #3 dies a virgin. I am assuming, of course, that he knows more chords than Am.
The one with the computer screen has to be a stock trader. That’s what I do, and I have 4 monitors hooked up to 2 computers, could use more…. But just bought a new Subaru WRX, and I have money, and get laid….
Of course, it all depends on how he looks…. we don’t see him in the pic…could be scary ugly
Are you under the impression that being a virgin is bad and that having sex automatically makes one an adult? If so then you are full of more shit than a Beijing sewer. Losing your virginity does not make you any more of a human being than before. It certainly does not make one an adult since there are people who have sex and are extremely childish.
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my moneys on all of em dying virgins. or possibly interbreeding.
I’m sorry but the Mario sweater vest is the exact reason that kid would be getting laid
And i’m pretty sure the hipster with the Gameboy bling would probably roofie a girl (or guy). So date rape counts, no?
Yeah, I’m with you on this one. If I was gay or a woman, I’d fuck anyone wearing a Mario sweater.
not sure if he can pull it off… but that Mario sweater is awesome
You don’t wan’t to mess with Toolverine.
Actually, there is NOTHING sad about these people not getting laid. That way they can not reproduce.
What’s really sad is that one of these people is my boss.
I tried pleading “Extreme Sexual Exhaustion” last Monday. She threw the BULLSHIT flag. 
Fuuuuuuuckkkkk.
What’s really sad is that one of these people is my boss.
I tried pleading extreme sexual exhaustion last Monday. She threw the “BULLSHIT I don’t give a fuck” (literally) flag. 
Fuuuuuuuckkkkk.
And what’s sadder. I had to delete my actual name up there because I was stupid enough to introduce her to thechive…so now she cruises here too. DAMMMIT
I call bullshit ‘anonymous’.
If it was the truth then I think you kinda blew your cover by stating that your boss is in one of those and you introduced her to theCHIVE…1 + 1 = You being her employee.
Nice story though
Not necessarily. I told several friends about this site and now they e-stalk me when we can’t see each-other *cough, hack, Michael cough*
I send all sorts of people links to this site. Various pictures that I think they’ll like. But do I tell one of them my screen name here?!? Hell no. As far as they know, I’m a lurker.
And I like it that way.
Anon…good job on the extreme sexual exhaustion. Your boss was just jealous. Glad ya have a hobby.
um…i don’t know what you are talking about….can we discuss the TRO…i think 100 yards is excessive…dont you?…call me…okay?
These might not all be virgins:
Looks like the guitar guy is on his way to charming at least one girl. Super hero duo…they *might* be a couple? The computer setup – I don’t see WoW or Everquest on those screens – probably a guy that puts in some serious work hours so it’s possible he has a family.
Everyone else in the series…you might want to piss off Andrew and order yourself a mail order bride if you want a chance at poon.
LOL……BIG BOB is right…….there are the other feaks who are attracted to things like those…
Yes…I have not made a name for them yet
Some people will die as virgins… others will die as rapists.
As long as they die.
LIES!! That capybara has probably had a few litters.
she shoots…she scores!!!!!!!!!…….seriously….call me???
……………seriously. fuck. you.
Toby Maguire’s lookin pretty sharp in that Mario Bros sweater vest..
well, its better to die as a virgin then die as a douchebag
I dunno, most douchebags don’t realize they are douchebags in the first place, thinking they’re hot shit most of the time. So they have this “I’m cool” attitude and do get the chicks (not ladies or real women but “chicks”). So really, would it be better to die as a virgin or as a guy who, in his own mind, has the perfect life?
i want that sweater.
It does not matter how you look, as long as you can sing and play guitar, you WILL get laid. Despite the bad hair, no way #3 dies a virgin. I am assuming, of course, that he knows more chords than Am.
Big Bob FTW especially with the andrew comment lol
Why do I imagine the guitar kid singing, “Fly away lesbian seagull…” ? (Lame “Beavis and Butthead Do America” reference)
#6 – a couple of Orly Taitz’ satisfied customers
…if Jose pulls off that bottle riding trick he is totally getting laid by someone
The guy with the guitar is so getting laid after that.
The woman wants him so bad
dat is well mint man
Aidetic Tobey Maguire now is toolverine?
The one with the computer screen has to be a stock trader. That’s what I do, and I have 4 monitors hooked up to 2 computers, could use more…. But just bought a new Subaru WRX, and I have money, and get laid….
Of course, it all depends on how he looks…. we don’t see him in the pic…could be scary ugly
Are you under the impression that being a virgin is bad and that having sex automatically makes one an adult? If so then you are full of more shit than a Beijing sewer. Losing your virginity does not make you any more of a human being than before. It certainly does not make one an adult since there are people who have sex and are extremely childish.