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Sadly, some people die as virgins (19 photos)

February 10, 2010 | In: WTF

shockresistant

my moneys on all of em dying virgins. or possibly interbreeding.
uberbrie

I’m sorry but the Mario sweater vest is the exact reason that kid would be getting laid

Brandon

And i’m pretty sure the hipster with the Gameboy bling would probably roofie a girl (or guy). So date rape counts, no?
Jonno

Yeah, I’m with you on this one. If I was gay or a woman, I’d fuck anyone wearing a Mario sweater.

pheref

not sure if he can pull it off… but that Mario sweater is awesome
P-90

You don’t wan’t to mess with Toolverine.
chrisdg74

Actually, there is NOTHING sad about these people not getting laid. That way they can not reproduce.
Anonymous

What’s really sad is that one of these people is my boss. I tried pleading “Extreme Sexual Exhaustion” last Monday. She threw the BULLSHIT flag. Fuuuuuuuckkkkk.
Anonymous

What’s really sad is that one of these people is my boss. I tried pleading extreme sexual exhaustion last Monday. She threw the “BULLSHIT I don’t give a fuck” (literally) flag. Fuuuuuuuckkkkk.

And what’s sadder. I had to delete my actual name up there because I was stupid enough to introduce her to thechive…so now she cruises here too. DAMMMIT

HellHathNoFury

Not necessarily. I told several friends about this site and now they e-stalk me when we can’t see each-other *cough, hack, Michael cough*

LOL

I send all sorts of people links to this site. Various pictures that I think they’ll like. But do I tell one of them my screen name here?!? Hell no. As far as they know, I’m a lurker. And I like it that way.

Anon…good job on the extreme sexual exhaustion. Your boss was just jealous. Glad ya have a hobby.
Michaellovesmissy

um…i don’t know what you are talking about….can we discuss the TRO…i think 100 yards is excessive…dont you?…call me…okay?

Big Bob

These might not all be virgins:

Looks like the guitar guy is on his way to charming at least one girl. Super hero duo…they *might* be a couple? The computer setup – I don’t see WoW or Everquest on those screens – probably a guy that puts in some serious work hours so it’s possible he has a family.

Everyone else in the series…you might want to piss off Andrew and order yourself a mail order bride if you want a chance at poon.
Regina

LOL……BIG BOB is right…….there are the other feaks who are attracted to things like those…

Yes…I have not made a name for them yet
Nick

Some people will die as virgins… others will die as rapists.
Mattythegooch

As long as they die.
HellHathNoFury

LIES!! That capybara has probably had a few litters.

Big Bob

I dunno, most douchebags don’t realize they are douchebags in the first place, thinking they’re hot shit most of the time. So they have this “I’m cool” attitude and do get the chicks (not ladies or real women but “chicks”). So really, would it be better to die as a virgin or as a guy who, in his own mind, has the perfect life?

ladyguitarstar

i want that sweater.
nate

It does not matter how you look, as long as you can sing and play guitar, you WILL get laid. Despite the bad hair, no way #3 dies a virgin. I am assuming, of course, that he knows more chords than Am.
Gonz

Big Bob FTW especially with the andrew comment lol
Ken

Why do I imagine the guitar kid singing, “Fly away lesbian seagull…” ? (Lame “Beavis and Butthead Do America” reference)
dino goposaur

#6 – a couple of Orly Taitz’ satisfied customers
garp

…if Jose pulls off that bottle riding trick he is totally getting laid by someone
HellHathAHairyBum

The guy with the guitar is so getting laid after that.
The woman wants him so bad
Paul Tingle

dat is well mint man
Joe

Aidetic Tobey Maguire now is toolverine?
TraderDan

The one with the computer screen has to be a stock trader. That’s what I do, and I have 4 monitors hooked up to 2 computers, could use more…. But just bought a new Subaru WRX, and I have money, and get laid….
Of course, it all depends on how he looks…. we don’t see him in the pic…could be scary ugly
RiderFan

Are you under the impression that being a virgin is bad and that having sex automatically makes one an adult? If so then you are full of more shit than a Beijing sewer. Losing your virginity does not make you any more of a human being than before. It certainly does not make one an adult since there are people who have sex and are extremely childish.