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It’s like spitting, picking, and grunting -guys can’t help it. (30 photos)

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  1. Gonz says:

    what a creepy dick! I bet his name gets shorter in the shower

  2. confused says:

    why are they not subtle

  3. poyote says:

    What are the etiquette rules on staring at a woman’s cleavage when she has dressed in a manner to emphasize it (I mean the half-naked versions above, not just a shirt over large breasts)? When you’re at Hooters, can you stare at the waitresses breasts without apology? I’m confused.

    • TMI says:

      Ladies, a word to the wise. If you dress like that I’m gonna stare at ‘em. I may even try not to but I will. I will not be able to help it.

      BTW, the more I see the oompa-loompa guy the more I laugh. He just gets funnier the more you look at him.

  4. uberbrie says:

    Its called eyesight and God wanted us to use it to stare at women.

  5. Mattythegooch says:

    why is Andy Dick staring at titty’s??? Doesn’t he crave…well, DICK?

    Duders, don’t stare too long, tits are like the sun, your eyes will catch on fire and you’ll go blind.

  6. bktscrambler says:

    Andy Dick? Looking at boobs? A pervert? NO WAY!

  7. LOL says:

    I can’t speak for Womanhood world wide…only myself & my friends. Yes we have them. God gave them to us. :) We will sometimes dress to show them off because WE LIKE THEM TOO! We know y’all can’t help staring. But you don’t have to be crude, lewd or gross about it. :P

  8. at work says:

    hahaha santa

  9. isawoj says:

    The Old Grey Wolf for the win. Reiner is dead.

  10. Ken says:

    Rudolph!

    Everyone likes boobs. Gay men, strait women, you name it. In fact, they just may be the key to world peace…

  11. Warped says:

    Lick it Leo, Lick it!

  12. poop says:

    9 – nice pussy

  13. John says:

    not sure I understand some women…we are gonig to hang them out…but you can’t look or stare too long? Too bad…you asked for it

  14. Al says:

    Andy Dick prooves my theory: even gay men love boobs.

  15. aaron says:

    santa, wtf.

  16. top dog says:

    Why not look at em, they’re there ain’t they? I don’t think that make me a pervert, that means that I’am a man and I like tits. I mean, DAMN!, what else are we suppose to do?

    • top dog says:

      Look at that second picture, you don’t think she want that guy to look at her tits? or the first one, you think she don’t know he’s looking? I better shut up now….

  17. epyon says:

    3 is useless, spongebob is a fag

  18. sploosh says:

    Yeah, your job sucks, but that shirt sucks worse! Dooooooosh!

  19. Captain Pasty says:

    uh, why does 23 have square boobs? weiird.

    Also, what happened to the hairy armpit girl post? It seems to have disappeared.

  20. spongeboob says:

    isn’t 27 the chive guys?

  21. BetchaDidn'tSeeIt says:

    Is that monkey in background photobombing #23?

  22. BetchaDidn'tSeeIt says:

    excuse my terrible english haha.
    allow me to rephrase.
    “Is that a monkey in the background photobombing #23?”

  23. JJJ says:

    Boobs are awesome.

  24. Jack says:

    who are the girls in #6 & #10?

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