theCHIVE V-Day DIY condom bouquet for that someone special (12 photos)

That’s ummm…special guys…awesome.

can i give my special gal a “pull and prey” bouquet? (that rhymed and you know it did, suckas)

sexual harassment!

can i still put my dick in it?

ooooohhhhhh!!!!!! so romantic!!!!!!!!!

A lot of hands on his time……

Time – Use it memorably!…he did

it would work as a dildo afterwards with a nice grip

Selfmade dildo!?…nice.

What is it filled with?!

That bouquet would just piss me off…you give me a dick like that, BUT NOTHING THAT I CAN REALLY USE?!?! Ohhhh no…Leo…there will be punishment for that. Now if you’d filled the condoms with say, dark chocolate…hard candy…yourself…chocolate dipped banana’s…SOMETHING besides spray foam…then we could talk…seriously!

Side note…I want the hockey game in the background of the first pic.

hmm looks like they could make good weapon after they dry…can you imagine someone mugging someone at…hardened condom-point?

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