What do all these Facebook girls have in common? (17 photos)

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  • chrisdg74

    What do they all have in common?
    1. Epic cleavage.
    2. Lower back problems(if not now, surely later).
    3. Give me a special feeling down below.

    • Bernie

      All of the above.

    • ninja

      # 15 is the best ;p! But i would still do olmost any of them (#16 – there is such a thing as too big)

  • LOL

    The 2nd girl in #16 is emaciated/ill/bulimic/anorexic/whatever. She also looks a little pissed to be smaller than her friend. EAT SOMETHING.

    • Kevin

      I thought maybe the first one had stolen her boobs…

    • Bert

      I didnt even see a second girl till you pointed it out.

    • Andy

      and quit smoking ice.

  • chrisdg74

    @ LOL> I didn’t even see her! All I saw was the chest on the other girl.

  • J.

    in common?


  • at work

    #10 is the hottest

    • Anonymous

      Who is # 15?

  • ma111x

    they all wouldn’t sleep with me!

  • Big Bob

    1. They stretch out t-shirts quickly.
    2. They all should email or call me immediately.
    3. They make me wish I was a mammogram technician.
    4. They remind me that my two hands would fit perfectly (on some of them anyway).
    ok, I’ll stop…

    • confused

      nah you should keep going on that list

    • Leonardo

      Big Bob you’re qualified by birthright as a mamogram technician and remember two tits means one each.

      • Big Bob

        That reminds me of a funny t-shirt I saw onilne – “I’m not a gynecologist but I’ll take a look!”

  • Suomynona

    50 schillings to the man who can name #5, #9, and # 16.

  • krisb

    So Facebook is an escort service right?

  • Carl

    Butter faces?

    • Carl

      Except 15 – she’s hot

  • aaron

    The answer in specific that you are looking for is… LOWER BACK PROBLEMS.

  • Logan8462

    Anyone know who 15# is?

  • Anonymous

    chive is borke!!:_

  • Hehe

    number 16 made me lol

  • Matt

    epic boobage…. except some are just to big like #16. There is a such thing as boobs being to big.

  • meow

    they all like beer!

  • Regina

    ummmm….being a slut?……

    • HellHathNoFury

      Look, I’m jealous, too. But you really need to be Not. Captain. Obvious. about it.
      Why don’t you just come out and say that they’re all ugly on the inside and that guys will never love them for their minds and personalities?

      • Nateb123

        You’re going to have to explain what this “personality” is that you speak of…

  • HellHathNoFury

    Ooh! I know, I know!
    Facebook accounts!
    Why you laugh?

    • Michaellovesmissy

      A full ride to Cal-Tech?
      Rhode Scholars?…..

  • Cleveland

    That they have nothing on HellHath…

  • Linefire

    Daddy issues I hope

  • Dreamy

    I’m not into jugs 😦 so yeah this, to me, makes it one of the less-awesome facebook posts
    Must be something American to love em so much? (shallow & wrong comment i know, but can’t get rid of the feeling)

    • uberbrie

      Americans are naturally thirsty, therefore our love of boobs is because from an early age 50% are training to be bad-asses and 50% to be fat-asses

  • Captain Pasty

    I took an anthro paper once, and apparently there’s a theory as to why big boobies exist – they look like monkey butts. So when humans were all unevolved and stuff, they still had big red monkey estrus butts, but now we don’t. So that’s why big boobs exist. Apparently. Yeahhh, they teach that at university….

  • me

    fap fap fap

  • Harry Seaward

    #2 looks like (probably is) a porn star called Faith Nelson. The fact that nobody picked up on that means “star” might not be the right term for her.

    It still could be from her FaceBook page, but it isn’t likely.

  • Pavlovs Dong

    I’d suck on all of their chesticles

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