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What do they all have in common?
1. Epic cleavage.
2. Lower back problems(if not now, surely later).
3. Give me a special feeling down below.
All of the above.
# 15 is the best ;p! But i would still do olmost any of them (#16 – there is such a thing as too big)
The 2nd girl in #16 is emaciated/ill/bulimic/anorexic/whatever. She also looks a little pissed to be smaller than her friend. EAT SOMETHING.
I thought maybe the first one had stolen her boobs…
I didnt even see a second girl till you pointed it out.
and quit smoking ice.
@ LOL> I didn’t even see her! All I saw was the chest on the other girl.
in common?
bouyancy!
#10 is the hottest
Who is # 15?
they all wouldn’t sleep with me!
1. They stretch out t-shirts quickly.
2. They all should email or call me immediately.
3. They make me wish I was a mammogram technician.
4. They remind me that my two hands would fit perfectly (on some of them anyway).
ok, I’ll stop…
nah you should keep going on that list
Big Bob you’re qualified by birthright as a mamogram technician and remember two tits means one each.
That reminds me of a funny t-shirt I saw onilne – “I’m not a gynecologist but I’ll take a look!”
50 schillings to the man who can name #5, #9, and # 16.
So Facebook is an escort service right?
Butter faces?
Except 15 – she’s hot
The answer in specific that you are looking for is… LOWER BACK PROBLEMS.
Anyone know who 15# is?
chive is borke!!:_
number 16 made me lol
epic boobage…. except some are just to big like #16. There is a such thing as boobs being to big.
hmmm
they all like beer!
ummmm….being a slut?……
Look, I’m jealous, too. But you really need to be Not. Captain. Obvious. about it.
Why don’t you just come out and say that they’re all ugly on the inside and that guys will never love them for their minds and personalities?
You’re going to have to explain what this “personality” is that you speak of…
Ooh! I know, I know!
Facebook accounts!
Why you laugh?
Brains?
A full ride to Cal-Tech?
Rhode Scholars?…..
That they have nothing on HellHath…
Daddy issues I hope
I’m not into jugs
so yeah this, to me, makes it one of the less-awesome facebook posts
Must be something American to love em so much? (shallow & wrong comment i know, but can’t get rid of the feeling)
Americans are naturally thirsty, therefore our love of boobs is because from an early age 50% are training to be bad-asses and 50% to be fat-asses
I took an anthro paper once, and apparently there’s a theory as to why big boobies exist – they look like monkey butts. So when humans were all unevolved and stuff, they still had big red monkey estrus butts, but now we don’t. So that’s why big boobs exist. Apparently. Yeahhh, they teach that at university….
fap fap fap
#2 looks like (probably is) a porn star called Faith Nelson. The fact that nobody picked up on that means “star” might not be the right term for her.
It still could be from her FaceBook page, but it isn’t likely.
I’d suck on all of their chesticles