Guy’s having a terrible night. He just doesn’t know it yet (6 Photos)

  • Big Bob

    Everything in moderation, especially drinking and drugs in a cross gender bar! If it were one of my friends, I think we would have let him go home with him/her, snuck in, taken pics, and only then sent them into the Chive.

    • Goodguy

      Then you are just a douchebag and not a real friend – If I was that guy I would thank god I had friends that good……It's only funny up to the make out session – torture him with that forever.

  • Royale_with_Cheese

    Is that Ann Coulter?

    • chrisdg74

      Can’t be her. The Adam’s Apple isn’t large enough.

      • confused

        how do either of you’s know tranny’s by name and looks?

        • HellHathNoFury

          They’re mechanics. 😉

          • sitting guy


        • chrisdg74

          Since you’re name is “confused”, I will assume you do not know who Ann Coulter is. She is an ultra-conservative who likes to mouth off from time to time. She is wonderfully offensive to everyone who is not a Conservative. I perfer to call her Ann Cunter, but that’s just me. Also, Ann Coulter has a MASSIVE Adam’s Apple. Google her sometime and you will see what I mean.
          As far as knowing a tranny by looks: Well, there was this one time. I was REALLY drunk and…

          • Dan

            I take it the comments are just lib jealousy. As everyone knows the beauty queens of lib thinking Garacunto, Barr, Pelousy, Boxer, pick a couple thousand more.

            • Inkdoll817

              Don't forget Janet Incompitano and the new Chief Justice.

  • chrisdg74

    Trannies! LOL!

  • Alan

    Thats Epic!

  • inspectmyclouseau

    HAHA hilarious

  • Mustafa_Beer

    Is that Screech???

  • Matt

    hahahahaha thats hilarious

  • LOL

    Pic #2…guy is inches away from what he thinks is heaven…only to find beans & franks…Noooooooooooooooooooo.

    That’s the point where most men wake up screaming. 😛 😮

  • confused

    i wonder how he felt in the morning when he was informed the next day

  • Sticks

    Yet another reason why I will NEVER get drunk.

  • Mu$£


  • Mustafa_Beer

    Props to the guy with the wrist band! People need friends like that!

    • Lars

      and then took photos of it and sent it to the world’s largest make-fun-of-people site. yeah, great friends…

  • Mattythegooch

    awwww, poor little fella thought he was going to get lucky tonight!!!

  • HellHathNoFury

    Never judge a book by it’s cover, or who you’re gonna love by your lover. Love put me wise to her love in disguise, she had the body of a Venus, lord imagine my surprise!
    Even if it weren’t a dude, it looks like a 45 yr old biker whore.

    • Mustafa_Beer

      As a 50 year old Biker, I resent that. The girls I hook up with look alot better than that. No matter how much i drink…

    • chrisdg74

      Quoting 1980’s Aerosmith now?

      • chrisdg74

        Backstage we’re having the time
        Of our lives until somebody say
        Forgive me if I seem out of line
        Then she whipped out her gun
        And tried to blow me away

        • HellHathNoFury

          Baby, maybe you’re wrong, but you know it’s alright.

          • chrisdg74

            Sad part is I still have that cassette somewhere.

            • HellHathNoFury

              I have Pump, Get a Grip and Nine Lives on cassette.

            • chrisdg74

              Ha!! I have Toys In The Attic on vinyl!

              –I wave my private parts at your Antie.

            • HellHathNoFury

              I don’t wanna talk to you no more you empty headed animal food trough water.

            • chrisdg74

              LMAO. Classic.


      The fact that you know all the lyrics to that song makes me feel like maybe there’s worse things than a drunk dude playing grabbass with the trans………………………..

  • CunningLinguist

    all of you are so judgmental. what if that dude was in to 45 y/o biker whores? j/k

    but seriously, the people who are attracted to transgendered people are more insecure about their sexuality than homosexuals, etc. good job on making it worse 😀

    • HellHathNoFury

      Insecure people don’t go out of their way to be as freakish a possible so all attention is drawn to them.

      • P-90

        This makes me the ultimate internet geek but I believe the quote is ‘Food trough wiper’ (I know this responce is to the wrong comment but it wouldn’t let me respond to the right one) Oh and ‘You’re mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries’ or some such nonsence.

  • top dog

    Dude!!… you just tongued a…..dude!!! BAAAAAAAhahahaha!!!

  • Joe Clyde

    He knew.

  • Jay

    Always check for the ol’ adams apple kiddies!

    • sock puppet

      Yeah, good luck with that theory. Even though they tend to be smaller, women do have Adam’s Apples. To make things even tougher, a lot of male trannies are having plastic surgery to slightly shave their’s down to make it less noticeable.

      So, if you’re going to use the Adam’s Apple as your guide, you just may wind up on TheChive with this guy.

  • Anonymous

    “Just look at her, man. Shes got the cutest little upturned nose, the softest lips, the sweetest adam’s apple.” -Kenny “Squeak /little bitch” Scolari

    • Big Bob

      “I think I can smell her perfume from here!” *barf*

  • Steve

    Ann Coulter? Grow up. I’ve got kids brighter than you.

    • Royale_with_Cheese

      Did I offend you?

  • Luchin

    At first I thought was a woman but then…HAHAHA

  • Regina

    Epic FAIL…….happens to the best of us!

  • kp

    He HAD to know prior!….He just got busted by his “friend”…….

  • Irwin109

    One halloween that happened to one of my mates, but it was someone he knew dressed as a girl and he was that blind drunk he couldn’t even tell!

  • habsfanx

    better luck next time dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tell your friend to stop CockBlocking you HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA so funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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