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Guy’s having a terrible night. He just doesn’t know it yet (6 Photos)

February 16, 2010 | In: Funny

Big Bob

Everything in moderation, especially drinking and drugs in a cross gender bar! If it were one of my friends, I think we would have let him go home with him/her, snuck in, taken pics, and only then sent them into the Chive.

Goodguy

Then you are just a douchebag and not a real friend – If I was that guy I would thank god I had friends that good……It's only funny up to the make out session – torture him with that forever.

chrisdg74

Since you’re name is “confused”, I will assume you do not know who Ann Coulter is. She is an ultra-conservative who likes to mouth off from time to time. She is wonderfully offensive to everyone who is not a Conservative. I perfer to call her Ann Cunter, but that’s just me. Also, Ann Coulter has a MASSIVE Adam’s Apple. Google her sometime and you will see what I mean.
As far as knowing a tranny by looks: Well, there was this one time. I was REALLY drunk and…

Dan

I take it the comments are just lib jealousy. As everyone knows the beauty queens of lib thinking Garacunto, Barr, Pelousy, Boxer, pick a couple thousand more.

chrisdg74

Trannies! LOL!
Alan

Thats Epic!
inspectmyclouseau

HAHA hilarious
Mustafa_Beer

Is that Screech???
Matt

hahahahaha thats hilarious
LOL

Pic #2…guy is inches away from what he thinks is heaven…only to find beans & franks…Noooooooooooooooooooo.

That’s the point where most men wake up screaming.
confused

i wonder how he felt in the morning when he was informed the next day
Sticks

Yet another reason why I will NEVER get drunk.
Mu$£

duuudeee…..yuccckkkkk
Mustafa_Beer

Props to the guy with the wrist band! People need friends like that!

Lars

and then took photos of it and sent it to the world’s largest make-fun-of-people site. yeah, great friends…

Mattythegooch

awwww, poor little fella thought he was going to get lucky tonight!!!
HellHathNoFury

Never judge a book by it’s cover, or who you’re gonna love by your lover. Love put me wise to her love in disguise, she had the body of a Venus, lord imagine my surprise!
Even if it weren’t a dude, it looks like a 45 yr old biker whore.

Mustafa_Beer

As a 50 year old Biker, I resent that. The girls I hook up with look alot better than that. No matter how much i drink…
chrisdg74

Quoting 1980′s Aerosmith now?

HellHathNoFury

I have Pump, Get a Grip and Nine Lives on cassette.
chrisdg74

Ha!! I have Toys In The Attic on vinyl!

–I wave my private parts at your Antie.
HellHathNoFury

I don’t wanna talk to you no more you empty headed animal food trough water.
chrisdg74

LMAO. Classic.

I HATE AEROSMITH FANS

The fact that you know all the lyrics to that song makes me feel like maybe there’s worse things than a drunk dude playing grabbass with the trans………………………..

CunningLinguist

all of you are so judgmental. what if that dude was in to 45 y/o biker whores? j/k

but seriously, the people who are attracted to transgendered people are more insecure about their sexuality than homosexuals, etc. good job on making it worse

HellHathNoFury

Insecure people don’t go out of their way to be as freakish a possible so all attention is drawn to them.

P-90

This makes me the ultimate internet geek but I believe the quote is ‘Food trough wiper’ (I know this responce is to the wrong comment but it wouldn’t let me respond to the right one) Oh and ‘You’re mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries’ or some such nonsence.

sock puppet

Yeah, good luck with that theory. Even though they tend to be smaller, women do have Adam’s Apples. To make things even tougher, a lot of male trannies are having plastic surgery to slightly shave their’s down to make it less noticeable.

So, if you’re going to use the Adam’s Apple as your guide, you just may wind up on TheChive with this guy.

Anonymous

“Just look at her, man. Shes got the cutest little upturned nose, the softest lips, the sweetest adam’s apple.” -Kenny “Squeak /little bitch” Scolari

Luchin

LOL!
At first I thought was a woman but then…HAHAHA
Regina

Epic FAIL…….happens to the best of us!
kp

He HAD to know prior!….He just got busted by his “friend”…….
http://www.freewebs.com/555666 Irwin109

One halloween that happened to one of my mates, but it was someone he knew dressed as a girl and he was that blind drunk he couldn’t even tell!
habsfanx

better luck next time dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tell your friend to stop CockBlocking you HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA so funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!