I dont think anything to do with recreational drugs should be on this website.
Even spoofs like this.
Andrew
Will you marry me?
Blaise
Molly, I respect your point of view; however I pose a problem in your theory that this is a ‘recreational drug’. Educate yourself and read a lot of history and you will find this is just one of the uses of medicinal drugs, like the ones you use.
grant
molly shut the fuck up
DHW
The title should be removed because it blows the otherwise awesome surprise. Also, lol @ Molly
@Molly
STFU Molly, you closed minded, ignorant, fuck.
Sam
Molly, you’re a disgrace to your own name. ^ ^
hanesco
Molly – Shut the fuck up!
anonynull
lol, what’s wrong with molly? Molly’s the shit, you guys haven’t been with her yet?
obvious if you’re into that sort of thing… noobs
Vagina of Paris
Shut your fuck hole you cunt stabbing prick fuck.
me
um you have dave chapelle as your avatar, i doubt your thought matters.
Anonymous
You are just boring.
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
Just what I always wanted
confused
hmmm pancakes
Maggie
Molly , bitch please you are nobody to say what should be or not be in this website, if you don’t like it why did you click on it ?
bowhuntpa
BOO MOLLY
molly sucks
that bitch needs to shut up…
mirou
cool down, what’s wrong with Molly? I think it’s her point of view, and I think we must respect it,
you remember me Mcgiver with this pancake
pundit
My point of view is that youre a douchebag. keep your religion and your laws out of my body. Respect that bitches.
chameleon
Cool your engines, champ. No one said anything about religion or laws. Ideas and morals can be independent of spirituality and the legislature, you know. Unless your religion involves worshipping pancakes, which I would totally get into.
Father Flapjack
Holy hotcakes ftw
Transplant
Its funny how if anyone mentions they dislike drugs you end up with loads of potheads bashing them.
Its funny how if anyone mentions they dislike religion you end up with loads of religous fanatics bashing them.
HellHathNoFury
Whoa, Molly. Let’s get this straight. I am the resident most-hated-conscience-raving-bitch here, alright? Also, the only people that have issues with jokes about drugs are those with bad drug histories. Go on, keep incriminating yourself. I’ll let you try to fill my shoes for today.
Anonymous
Hello, I am new here. I think it’s not that you’re hated, I think it’s more likely because you are annoying, boring, and have no sense of humor. Just letting you know. Oh you’re ugly too, btw. kthx
HellHathNoFury
Oh. My. God. Some stranger online without balls to show their face is calling me ugly and unwitty. I’m off to kill myself now, as life is futile without your acceptance.
Fuzzybeard2016
[standing ovation] Brava! Well played!
MichaelGS
i tend to disagree with analymous there. i never used to read the comments because most were boring and mundane, by HHNF has posted some epic funnies, and on days when i dont get to read all comments, i just scroll for hers. p.s she aint ugly! have you seen her beaver?! im just sayin’
HellHathNoFury
Thanks, I just had it stuffed.
anon
lmao at everyone hating on Molly – way funnier than the article itself(which is still pretty clever)
also, marry me HHNF.
ticoo
mehr!! its a drug refrence… stay of the internet then. stupid bitch
Anonymous
of…. i think you mean off.
check your spelling before you throw out insults… eh?
ing
HAHA! Brilliant
p.s. – you’re on the Chive people, quit it with the territorial pissings cause you’re all makin’ these boards look like the damn Tyra Banks show.
jimjam yaha!
hahaha joke! if i did heroin! i’d well have one of those!!!! but that shits way too hard core 4me! besides….. money issues… i hate needles! :S
brittany
We are going to need bigger spoons
HellHathNoFury
There is no spoon.
n1ghtstalker
Love it!
chazz
Mmmmmm pancakes and drugs. No better way to start your morning.
peteyroberto
haha this is awesome like when i sent that pic of the alligator w/ the straw and a razorblade in his mouth PS that wasnt for pancakes yaaaay
Insert Name Here
everyone shut the fuck up!
Fuzzybeard2016
You first!
garp
…can’t we take all this animosity, all this hatred and just direct it at Quebec?
Laura
Sounds like a plan.
habsfanx
why dont i direct it to your face ….. Quebec is my province and its people like you that need to be deported somewhere like ……. your asshole !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! go HABS GO !!!!!!!!!! now chive ON!!!!
norm
We can’t even laugh at drugs anymore?
Marty: You just bought it and….
Nigel: Don’t touch it! Don’t touch it! No one…no one…no!
Don’t touch it.
Marty: Well uh I wasn’t…uh I wasn’t gonna touch it…I was
just pointing at it…I….
Nigel: Well don’t point, even.
Marty: Don’t even point?
Nigel: No. It can’t be played…never…I mean I….
Marty: Can I look at it?
Nigel: No.
Marty: Don’t look at it.
Nigel: No, you’ve seen enough of that one.
In short, lighten up Molly.
Amy
is this from memory? lol. I always try to think of clever ways to quote Spinal Tap in everday conversation, but I always fail, which is why I have no segue into this:
Nigel: The sustain, listen to it.
Marty: I don’t hear anything.
Nigel: Well you would though, if it were playing.
———————————
David: Here lies David St. Hubbins… and why not?
Regina
pancakes?..Riiiight……
It’s a clever way to cover up the real stuff kids……
Chive.on!
Fats-T
Something tells me we’re gonna start seeing sketchy men in trench coats hocking blueberries and chocolate chips.
Aaron
This thread has turned into a pissing contest. Surely this is somehow Canada’s fault.
BTW the only way that gallery could have been better is if there was a second spoon of raw sugar so I could freebase syrup with my heroin-cakes! What will that smackhead Aunt Jemima think of next?
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
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bowhuntpa
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molly sucks
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pundit
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Father Flapjack
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Transplant
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HellHathNoFury
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HellHathNoFury
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Fuzzybeard2016
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MichaelGS
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HellHathNoFury
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anon
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ticoo
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jimjam yaha!
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HellHathNoFury
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n1ghtstalker
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chazz
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peteyroberto
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Insert Name Here
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Fuzzybeard2016
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habsfanx
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norm
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Regina
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http://www.facebook.com/#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=100000498406848 bryainiac
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