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Daily Afternoon Randomness (28 Photos)

February 19, 2010 | In: Funny, Random

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StatchMan

I don’t think Netflix will ever get it right.
LOL

#14 OUCH That’s all I can say.
#5 You gotta love a man that’s secure enough with his masculinity to wear a tutu. I’d lick them all.

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HellHathNoFury

#14. Must shop nipple onto bellybutton.
vitorla

#14- lay off the enchiladas, fatty.

HellHathNoFury

I know I put that thanksgiving turkey on the table just now…

LOL

The done timer has popped out HH…lol

mai

#14 holy moley! thats alot of kids or one small mexican
J-Diggity

#23- My mom friggin’ HAS that book.

I laughed every time I saw it. Still do, actually.

David

Hey man, my mind was BLOWN when I read it… But seriously, I couldn’t help but think, “If you don’t already know how, this isn’t going to help…”

(Yes, that is me in the pic.)

LOL

I’m starting to think 14 might be photoshopped. Her boobs aren’t big enough. She doesn’t have any stretch marks. Hmmm.

Sure enough though, if you do some forking (10) on some hot chicks ass (24 & 25?!?) and not your pillows like the guys in (13) you’ll hopefully get up (26) in a tight camel (20) hole (9). I also hope you’ll remember to bag your juicy, beefy (15) Picard (19) so you won’t have to sweather (27) as you sneak out like a ninja (1) into the chasm (18) that is just reading (23) about forking, instead of doing the forking.

Okay. I admit it. I’m drunk & on the chive. Step away from the keyboard LOL step away from the keyboard.

HellHathNoFury

I think it’s imperative that we perform a cavity search on this drunk belligerent, officer. I’ll get the gloves.

LOL

Oh sure. Threaten me with pleasure HH.

And this is why I don’t drink alone…if I wasn’t alone, I wouldn’t have chived. fml. lol!

David

As the guy in 23, I would officially like to give you a high five, because that was awesome.

patton303

#25
Looks like pork sausage behind bars.
P-90

9 Hawsee Hide-N-Seek. ‘They’ll never find me down here heehee’
Is 12 a celebrity?
17 Kidnapping?
18 ‘Hold on lads, I’ve got an idea!’
21 Can I have a go please.
Brandon

That is one sad-looking tiger
nomad

13. What is wrong with the Japanese?
Messy Afro

17-14, before and after. Just as 15 and 16 are respectively.
M-dawg

yeah sweater puppies…..(27)
boneman

it could be that 14 isn’t pregnant. She just ate what 15 was having. 16 had the same thing.
bianka

14 is definitely photoshopped. Why on earth would she be wearing tight jeans that aren’t even made for pregnant women? Plus those jeans look a little weird above her hand.

Phred

She has her thumb hooked in a belt loop, which is why the waist line looks pulled down… because it is… Doesn't look shopped to me. Petite girl, could be carrying twins? Also, the dresser and straight line of the drapes behind her aren't distorted, nor does her belly look like it has well defined edges against the background. Just my 2c. Also, I would totally hit that =D Chive on.

at work

yeahh 27 and 11..whos the chick in 22?
Megan

#25 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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