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Attention Chivers, this girl needs your help! She may never drive and text at the same time, but let’s at least give her some hope. Please send all ‘shopped photos to guzzlergimp@gmail.com. If they don’t suck, we will post!
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Hey, would you guys mind making another minor word usage that I find slightly amusing so that I can make an overly pendantic attempt at humor so that I can get my ass handed to me again?
I am hereby presenting you with an ass. I have dubbed it, ‘garp’.
i lol’d at 3
Shopped? more like chopped.
Wow, the bottle hasn’t been shopped into something else yet?
The temptation was there…!
…thing is, I don’t think her left arm is missing, it’s just behind her helping her remain balanced while she gracefully deep throats her bottle el vino. Proof: the lacey sweater on her right arm, how could it remain in place lest a countersleeve were on the hidden left? Hmmmm?
[remove sunglasses] looks like this mystery has been….’left’ behind [raise eyebrow] YYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
FUN SUCKER!!!!
*shun the unbeliever!*
#7 and #9 got a chuckle out of me.
I only got the first three pic’s when I opened it the first time, now I got a bunch of em. Amazing, and funny. I like #13, two at a time…Hehehehe!!
Garp: We all know her arm is behind her. Jackass.
…I’d prefer if you didn’t use my middle name, garp is good enough
Comments are funnier than most of the pictures.
your name is the name of my cat!
Fail.
A wild Snooki appears!
#9…did ya have to include the hairy pit? I mean seriously? Ya had to do it huh? Just like I have to point it out…lol! 8)
lol
Samus FTW!
The Tiger Woods one is a LOL-generator.
what happenend to if they don’t suck we will post them – they all suck