Chivers, what are you doing RIGHT NOW?! (60 Photos and counting)

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ATTENTION CHIVERS: It’s time to have some fun. We want to know what you’re doing RIGHT NOW. Just stop whatever you’re doing and take a photo, doesn’t matter if you’re staring at your cubicle wall or blowing coke off a strippers ass. Snap a photo and send it to thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com. Be sure to include your name, location, and time of day in the email (or photoshop it in yourself that always helps).
We’ll post the photos as soon as they come in. Don’t think about it, just do it for your country!

Chive On!
-John n’ Leo

SESSION CLOSED: Thanks to all the Chivers for participating today. Got nearly 600 emails! We’ll do it again next Wednesday – same bat time, same bat channel.

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  • aaron

    second picture is of a douchebag

  • james

    It’s a mircophone ….

  • spunk

    the first commenter is a douchebag

    • HellHathNoFury

      I’m a douchebag.

      • garp

        …I’m Spartacus!

        • HellHathNoFury

          I…Am…Batman!

          • D'oh

            I am the law!!!

  • J

    The third commenter is the douchebag!

  • vitorla

    I am a douchebag.

  • Lordes

    *Chivers, Ashton, Chivers

  • vitorla

    Adam from Buffalo Grove, I live 5 minutes away from your tow.

    • vitorla

      town*

  • HellHathNoFury

    #4 is a microphone. That is the cutest doberman ever.
    Thanks for the love, John. I’m not much good for you alive, either. TheChive will give me the strength to defeat the odds and go on. Tis a flesh wound.

  • http://www.web.com Michael

    Is pic 4 Max from flight of the navigator?

  • adam

    sweet….since neither of us are really working hard, lets get drunk?

    • vitorla

      I’ll meet you at Champs in Lincolnshire….first round’s on me hahaha.

  • Matt

    GF FTW!

  • chazz

    Here a douche there a douche everywhere a douche-douche

    • HellHathNoFury

      Old McChiver had a blog….

  • shawn

    #29 is me, Shawn, New hartford, NY, and the chive gets me through my tax season

  • xclusive02

    That is a nice bar. I wouldn’t mind crushing some beers there

  • Joey

    Is that Ashton Kutcher? Thats pretty sweet

    • the don

      yep, it’s him. he links to the chive from his twitter page often

      • HellHathNoFury

        OMG I love Ashton on Open Season, when he sings the Magical Elf song. It’s the best song on a movie ever.

  • Mattythegooch

    HellHath cleaning her “gash”……

  • vitorla

    Is anyone watching this hockey game? It is absolutely ridiculous.

  • confused

    HellHathNoFury’s comments are de best

  • Anonymous

    the sexydragon is sexy…not sure if its a boy or a girl but im interested xD

  • HellHathNoFury

    Sweet Merlin, Malfoy, I’ll have Juan sic Deadpool on you!
    I nomnomnominate Hayley and 25 as raging chive hotties!

    • Stan

      Lucius is too powerful little Mudblood !

      • HellHathNoFury

        I’ll floo Severus, and he’ll Apparate all up in your Death Eater manor and go all Sectumsempra on your ass. /dork

  • very sexy girl

    omg i wanna c more of sexy dragon. i wanna make sweet tender love to his chicken thighs.

  • orion

    oh hell yes canada

  • betterthanyou1

    #32 – doesn’t make money move, simply works for a processor and is the 4th person involved in the money moving. LOL, how funny.

  • adam

    anonymous- thats not a healthy mindset at all(2 up)

    I dno about Champs….last time I was there, 3 60 year old men were singing “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” on karaoke. Creepy, but they could really hit the high notes

  • at work

    mike u have nice girlfriend

    • Mike

      Thanks!
      Maybe that will help me get out of the trouble I’ll be in for posting that!

      Its Jager Time I’m outta here!

      • Anonymous

        Does Mikes girlfriend have very short legs?

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