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ATTENTION CHIVERS: It’s time to have some fun. We want to know what you’re doing RIGHT NOW. Just stop whatever you’re doing and take a photo, doesn’t matter if you’re staring at your cubicle wall or blowing coke off a strippers ass. Snap a photo and send it to thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com. Be sure to include your name, location, and time of day in the email (or photoshop it in yourself that always helps).
We’ll post the photos as soon as they come in. Don’t think about it, just do it for your country!
Chive On!
-John n’ Leo
SESSION CLOSED: Thanks to all the Chivers for participating today. Got nearly 600 emails! We’ll do it again next Wednesday – same bat time, same bat channel.
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second picture is of a douchebag
It’s a mircophone ….
the first commenter is a douchebag
I’m a douchebag.
…I’m Spartacus!
I…Am…Batman!
I am the law!!!
The third commenter is the douchebag!
I am a douchebag.
*Chivers, Ashton, Chivers
Adam from Buffalo Grove, I live 5 minutes away from your tow.
town*
#4 is a microphone. That is the cutest doberman ever.
Thanks for the love, John. I’m not much good for you alive, either. TheChive will give me the strength to defeat the odds and go on. Tis a flesh wound.
Is pic 4 Max from flight of the navigator?
sweet….since neither of us are really working hard, lets get drunk?
I’ll meet you at Champs in Lincolnshire….first round’s on me hahaha.
GF FTW!
Here a douche there a douche everywhere a douche-douche
Old McChiver had a blog….
#29 is me, Shawn, New hartford, NY, and the chive gets me through my tax season
That is a nice bar. I wouldn’t mind crushing some beers there
Is that Ashton Kutcher? Thats pretty sweet
yep, it’s him. he links to the chive from his twitter page often
OMG I love Ashton on Open Season, when he sings the Magical Elf song. It’s the best song on a movie ever.
HellHath cleaning her “gash”……
Is anyone watching this hockey game? It is absolutely ridiculous.
HellHathNoFury’s comments are de best
the sexydragon is sexy…not sure if its a boy or a girl but im interested xD
Sweet Merlin, Malfoy, I’ll have Juan sic Deadpool on you!
I nomnomnominate Hayley and 25 as raging chive hotties!
Lucius is too powerful little Mudblood !
I’ll floo Severus, and he’ll Apparate all up in your Death Eater manor and go all Sectumsempra on your ass. /dork
omg i wanna c more of sexy dragon. i wanna make sweet tender love to his chicken thighs.
oh hell yes canada
#32 – doesn’t make money move, simply works for a processor and is the 4th person involved in the money moving. LOL, how funny.
anonymous- thats not a healthy mindset at all(2 up)
I dno about Champs….last time I was there, 3 60 year old men were singing “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” on karaoke. Creepy, but they could really hit the high notes
mike u have nice girlfriend
Thanks!
Maybe that will help me get out of the trouble I’ll be in for posting that!
Its Jager Time I’m outta here!
Does Mikes girlfriend have very short legs?