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If you appear in any of the following photos, please move to Canada (25 photos)

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  1. zencat says:

    We’ll take 14 and 15, the rest of them can stay where they are or move to Alabama

  2. HellHathNoFury says:

    So much whining, and I wasn’t even here to start it. I’m off to the store. I’ll pick up some midol and tampons for you.

  3. A Concerned Canadian says:

    Why would we want them?

  4. smackhead says:

    the techno song is called sandstorm

  5. pet says:

    pretty sure #8 is already in Canada

  6. capns says:

    Wait…. We don’t want them up here in Canada!

  7. kma says:

    If you appear in number 19, you don’t have to move to Canada. You can stay in Norway and keep being awesome .

  8. schnit123 says:

    The damned thing about #17 is that if you look it up on Yahoo answers they actually figured out what song the guy is talking about. I don’t know what that says about techno geeks.

  9. C says:

    Don’t you ever attempt to rip on Rosey Grier again. That dude was one badass mutha (shut yo mouth).

  10. canadian class says:

    gold medals, health care, better economy. We are doing fine here….keep your garbage

  11. jeff in Australia says:

    Reading the comments makes me glad I live in Australia. Please all of you… stay where you are..

  12. Dave from Canada says:

    Meh, idiots exist everywhere. Canada, US, UK… everywhere. I think the implication was for these people to, “please move far away”. A sentiment we can all express universally for all idiots. Unfortunately not everyone shares the same beliefs on what’s stupid and what’s not. Just chuckle at some photo’s and move on. ;)

  13. turdfergusson says:

    WTF happened to that snake in #12?

    Also, Canada isn't sooooo bad, they have all nude strip clubs that serve hard alcohol!!

  14. canadianbroad says:

    Aaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

    What'd we ever do to you that you'd wish the world's morons on us?

  15. Sainsbury says:

    Take care of your garbage, we got enuf of our own up here.

  16. Andrea says:

    Move to Canada? Keep your obese, ignorant, uninsured and unemployed population where they belong, thanks. I'll enjoy my two square kilometres of space, free health care, superior education and equal rights up here. Oh, and our economy is a lot better than yours, too. Alors, va chier le gros criss!(we're awesome and speak French, too!)

  17. Anonymous says:

    You keep’em all except for 14, we’ll take her

  18. Xyz says:

    23 is house near where I live in South Wales, UK. Very nice people.. just a bit more imaginative than your average! They also have spotty cars.

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