My local bartender is HOT, meet Malie (22 Photos)

malie hot 17 11 My local bartender is HOT, meet Malie (22 Photos)

I live in Venice Beach, California aka paradise. Just down the block from my house is a prohibition era bar called the Townhouse. Walk in on any given Friday or Saturday night and you’ll find an enchanting girl named Malie Fernandez ‘bartendressing’, stealing the attention spans of every guy in the joint. Malie is a super-hybrid of sorts: Originally from Hawaii, she’s Chinese-Portuguese-Irish-Scottish-Dutch-German-English-Norwegian-Cave Woman (that last one depends on how much Jameson she drinks).
Malie is the choreographer for The Speakeasies, a sexy group that stages a burlesque show every Wednesday at the Townhouse ON TOP OF THE GODDAMNED BAR. When I first met Malie I fully expected her to be half-a-retard (it is LA), but she’s a clever girl with her own clothing line and a classically trained pianist and dancer. In her spare time, she enjoys reading encyclopedias whilst puffing away on corn pipes and the occasional game of strip cricket.
But I leave it to you, Chivers. Enjoy…

  • Nick4444

    kind of reminds me of nelly furtado.

    • Anonymous

      shits weak she is not hot at all how do you have so many photos of your bartender i call shananigans

  • polterguys

    do want

  • sinner

    #3 – that ASS

  • Formosa

    I live in santa monica. That t-house is one of my favorite bars. yeah, she’s not ugly

  • Leslie Part

    I’m a chick. she’s easy on the eyes. dunno’ if i’d hit it tho

  • ba

    #15 holy shit…

  • JDR

    #22 reminds me of the movie Carrie

  • Michael L.

    i used to hate that john runs a megawebsite and stars in ‘true blood’. lop one more jealous log on the fire I guess.

  • Guinea Pirate


  • 4uramusement

    @ michael, think uve got it bad? I live in Utah.

  • Yanush

    left. ass. cheek

  • Weezy


  • spunk

    she’s cute, not hot..hotish maybe

  • top dog

    OK, wash that pink and red stuff off in #22 and take that picture again.

  • Grande louis

    Holy mother of Mary! She is perfect in so many ways…

  • Barry

    Meh. She’s not that attractive

  • poo

    she has tiny breasts. 😦

  • at work

    she has a nice body…thats it

  • misainzig

    She’s alright. That last picture is great though.

  • HellHathNoFury

    any girl with that body, those brains and with that kind of style should be legally required to be my best friend/wife.

  • damn

    tell me you’re tappin it.

  • Da Wiz

    john aint tappin’ it. he’s banging some model. read your tabloids 🙂


    i think she’s very attractive. special? i’d need a little more time say 10 seconds in the hotel of my choosing

  • C4vemanlawyer

    Schwing! She is quite talented and can come romp on my bar any time.

  • confused

    ehh i just may have to organize a trip to America

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