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I live in Venice Beach, California aka paradise. Just down the block from my house is a prohibition era bar called the Townhouse. Walk in on any given Friday or Saturday night and you’ll find an enchanting girl named Malie Fernandez ‘bartendressing’, stealing the attention spans of every guy in the joint. Malie is a super-hybrid of sorts: Originally from Hawaii, she’s Chinese-Portuguese-Irish-Scottish-Dutch-German-English-Norwegian-Cave Woman (that last one depends on how much Jameson she drinks).
Malie is the choreographer for The Speakeasies, a sexy group that stages a burlesque show every Wednesday at the Townhouse ON TOP OF THE GODDAMNED BAR. When I first met Malie I fully expected her to be half-a-retard (it is LA), but she’s a clever girl with her own clothing line and a classically trained pianist and dancer. In her spare time, she enjoys reading encyclopedias whilst puffing away on corn pipes and the occasional game of strip cricket.
But I leave it to you, Chivers. Enjoy…
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My local bartender is HOT, meet Malie (22 Photos)
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kind of reminds me of nelly furtado.
shits weak she is not hot at all how do you have so many photos of your bartender i call shananigans
do want
#3 – that ASS
I live in santa monica. That t-house is one of my favorite bars. yeah, she’s not ugly
I’m a chick. she’s easy on the eyes. dunno’ if i’d hit it tho
#15 holy shit…
#22 reminds me of the movie Carrie
i used to hate that john runs a megawebsite and stars in ‘true blood’. lop one more jealous log on the fire I guess.
Meh……..
@ michael, think uve got it bad? I live in Utah.
left. ass. cheek
schwing!
she’s cute, not hot..hotish maybe
OK, wash that pink and red stuff off in #22 and take that picture again.
Holy mother of Mary! She is perfect in so many ways…
Meh. She’s not that attractive
she has tiny breasts.
she has a nice body…thats it
She’s alright. That last picture is great though.
any girl with that body, those brains and with that kind of style should be legally required to be my best friend/wife.
tell me you’re tappin it.
john aint tappin’ it. he’s banging some model. read your tabloids
i think she’s very attractive. special? i’d need a little more time say 10 seconds in the hotel of my choosing
Schwing! She is quite talented and can come romp on my bar any time.
ehh i just may have to organize a trip to America