My local bartender is HOT, meet Malie (22 Photos)

malie hot 17 11 My local bartender is HOT, meet Malie (22 Photos)

I live in Venice Beach, California aka paradise. Just down the block from my house is a prohibition era bar called the Townhouse. Walk in on any given Friday or Saturday night and you’ll find an enchanting girl named Malie Fernandez ‘bartendressing’, stealing the attention spans of every guy in the joint. Malie is a super-hybrid of sorts: Originally from Hawaii, she’s Chinese-Portuguese-Irish-Scottish-Dutch-German-English-Norwegian-Cave Woman (that last one depends on how much Jameson she drinks).
Malie is the choreographer for The Speakeasies, a sexy group that stages a burlesque show every Wednesday at the Townhouse ON TOP OF THE GODDAMNED BAR. When I first met Malie I fully expected her to be half-a-retard (it is LA), but she’s a clever girl with her own clothing line and a classically trained pianist and dancer. In her spare time, she enjoys reading encyclopedias whilst puffing away on corn pipes and the occasional game of strip cricket.
But I leave it to you, Chivers. Enjoy…

  • Rusty

    I disagree. She’s a 6, at best.

  • Mattythegooch

    fap, fap, fap, fap!!!

  • somethings

    I don’t understand her apparent appeal. Great body, but I probably wouldn’t take a second look if we walked past one another.

  • kp

    She looks like a lot of fun!……and gross pic HHNF…looks like it hurts!

    • HellHathNoFury

      The other foot is worse. it actually doesn’t hurt at all. took some Leopard’s Bane to stop the bleeding, took the dirt and glass out, and I’m good.

  • robin yates

    she is very attractive and apparently very intelligent,,that’s a winning combination

  • Impaler

    Sorry about 21, I should not have ate the cherry yogurt.

  • OneClownShoe

    My love is hotter. 🙂 I’m a lucky bastard!

  • Anonymous

    Not so hot, kind of average.

  • Clau!

    She’s nice 🙂

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  • Esani

    Racy poses; they’re really something. What I’m trying to look at and interested to know is the brand of yoghurt poured in one of the pics. Isn’t that bad for you, pouring yoghurt all over the body?

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    Google listing should just be googled.

  • Drizzt

    Hey, where are the pictures of the hot bartender? I didn’t see any.

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  • mith

    that was a waste of time..

  • Maverick W

    she"s cute dont get me wrong but there are HOT bartenders in Venice I know because I live there.

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