Douchebag yourself instantly, just strap on the kissy face (24 Photos)

kissy face db 121 Douchebag yourself instantly, just strap on the kissy face (24 Photos)

One of the better sites on the interwebs is Regretful Morning. They’ve come up with a great one today. Plenty more douchebaggery right here.

Kissy face aside, if you’re wearing Affliction, Ed Hardy, or Christian Audigier, you’re a douchebag. And it’s not cool. People are laughing at you behind your back and probably to your face. Knock it off, it’s pathetic. Start acting like a goddamn American and get yourself some individuality.

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  • confused

    #3 has to be shopped… goddamn douchebags need to learn how to take proper pictures (for the record i don't)

    • Matt

      yeah but i think number 3 is actually George Saint Pierre the MMA fighter. He can’t be a douchebag.

      • Anonymous

        yeah thats GSP, he’s a good shit, for a canuck.

      • Dart

        MMA is the posterchild for douchebaggery

    • SG34

      Nice tit though…..

    • DAT CANADIAN

      Say what you will, GSP is a fucking legend. NOT A DOUCHEBAG!!!!

  • ChrisDG74

    Is this a douchebag gallery or an Oompa Loompa gallery? Oh wait, they’re the same thing.
    Is that 12-pack from I Love New York in pic 11?(damn I’m embarassed to say I watched that show on occasion)

  • Yanush

    what the fuck is wrong with these people?

  • Big Bob

    Yep, douches, every one of them. Summer’s Eve should be jealous!

  • at work

    the girls in these pics are hideous..especially the last picture

  • untold

    John’s rant lol. I fucking love this site

  • damn

    I’ll never understand these people. However, the kissy-face mugshot is kinda funny.

  • Formosa

    oh Captain, my Captain

  • Frearthandox

    #24 = WIN!!!

  • parsec second

    kissbags

  • just wondering

    So did anyone else think that 50% of the women looked like transvestites??

  • aaron

    republic FTW!

  • Captain Pasty

    It’s called Duckface.

  • herroprease

    #3 id love to see someone call gsp a douchebag, cuz hed kick ur head clean off…..

    • killfoot19

      @herroprease #3, or this GSP guy,not just a douchebag, but a huge one

      • Anonymous

        Is it GSP? I thought it sure looked like him. The chick he’s with got’s big jugs. Too bad we don’t get to see if its a butter face or not.

  • Mustafa_Beer

    Only Chive can headline Strap-on and Douchebag and pass the porn filters on my job, Rock On!

  • skeetios88

    ahhh…kissy faced mugshots….why are the women orange?

  • Anonymous

    #8 girl on the right, Ewwwwwww. Blech! He’s a she-he.

  • Jimi Luckum

    look at those tw*ts in picture 21………..

    Fake tan a-go-go!

  • Joey

    Where did this face even come from?
    #15 Miley Cyress?

  • Mattythegooch

    #24 should be the rules for “Life”!!! Having…Scottsdale…Flashbacks…..arrrggghh…..

  • Rusty

    I wonder how many abortions/failure children are direct results from nights “in da club” like those pictured above? These people could actually be breeding with one another…..

  • HellHathNoFury

    I’ll be making a chris Crocker video now. “Leave the rest of us ALOOOOOONE!!!! What did we ever do to YOUUUU?”

    • PhilanderingAsshat

      Nice PhotoBomb!

      • HellHathNoFury

        The only bad thing is that you weren’t in it. *sadness* And I’d like that piece of my lip back.

  • skeetios88

    after viewing the whimsicle kissy faced abortion pictures….i now feel compeled to find the nearest home improvement store, buy some heavy archetectual tools and stand outside “da club” and beat everyone who walks out with my satchel of toys.

  • SAK

    I’m actually earnestly considering becoming a douchebag, since they seem able to attract prettier women than I am able to with my current appearance. Is there a douchebag starter kit that I can buy somewhere?

  • CMG

    also add those big ass navel piercings to the list. Key chains belong in your pocket.

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