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Douchebag yourself instantly, just strap on the kissy face (24 Photos)

kissy face db 121 Douchebag yourself instantly, just strap on the kissy face (24 Photos)

One of the better sites on the interwebs is Regretful Morning. They’ve come up with a great one today. Plenty more douchebaggery right here.

Kissy face aside, if you’re wearing Affliction, Ed Hardy, or Christian Audigier, you’re a douchebag. And it’s not cool. People are laughing at you behind your back and probably to your face. Knock it off, it’s pathetic. Start acting like a goddamn American and get yourself some individuality.

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Comments:

  1. confused says:

    #3 has to be shopped… goddamn douchebags need to learn how to take proper pictures (for the record i don't)

  2. ChrisDG74 says:

    Is this a douchebag gallery or an Oompa Loompa gallery? Oh wait, they’re the same thing.
    Is that 12-pack from I Love New York in pic 11?(damn I’m embarassed to say I watched that show on occasion)

  3. Yanush says:

    what the fuck is wrong with these people?

  4. Big Bob says:

    Yep, douches, every one of them. Summer’s Eve should be jealous!

  5. at work says:

    the girls in these pics are hideous..especially the last picture

  6. untold says:

    John’s rant lol. I fucking love this site

  7. damn says:

    I’ll never understand these people. However, the kissy-face mugshot is kinda funny.

  8. Formosa says:

    oh Captain, my Captain

  9. Frearthandox says:

    #24 = WIN!!!

  10. parsec second says:

    kissbags

  11. just wondering says:

    So did anyone else think that 50% of the women looked like transvestites??

  12. aaron says:

    republic FTW!

  13. Captain Pasty says:

    It’s called Duckface.

  14. herroprease says:

    #3 id love to see someone call gsp a douchebag, cuz hed kick ur head clean off…..

  15. Mustafa_Beer says:

    Only Chive can headline Strap-on and Douchebag and pass the porn filters on my job, Rock On!

  16. skeetios88 says:

    ahhh…kissy faced mugshots….why are the women orange?

  17. Anonymous says:

    #8 girl on the right, Ewwwwwww. Blech! He’s a she-he.

  18. Jimi Luckum says:

    look at those tw*ts in picture 21………..

    Fake tan a-go-go!

  19. Joey says:

    Where did this face even come from?
    #15 Miley Cyress?

  20. Mattythegooch says:

    #24 should be the rules for “Life”!!! Having…Scottsdale…Flashbacks…..arrrggghh…..

  21. Rusty says:

    I wonder how many abortions/failure children are direct results from nights “in da club” like those pictured above? These people could actually be breeding with one another…..

  22. HellHathNoFury says:

    I’ll be making a chris Crocker video now. “Leave the rest of us ALOOOOOONE!!!! What did we ever do to YOUUUU?”

  23. skeetios88 says:

    after viewing the whimsicle kissy faced abortion pictures….i now feel compeled to find the nearest home improvement store, buy some heavy archetectual tools and stand outside “da club” and beat everyone who walks out with my satchel of toys.

  24. SAK says:

    I’m actually earnestly considering becoming a douchebag, since they seem able to attract prettier women than I am able to with my current appearance. Is there a douchebag starter kit that I can buy somewhere?

  25. CMG says:

    also add those big ass navel piercings to the list. Key chains belong in your pocket.

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