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Soldiers blowing off some steam (25 photos)

Are you a soldier? Do you F-off for fun? Then send us your goofy photos to thechiverules[at]gmail[dot]com and we’ll make ya famous. Do it for your country -whatever country you may be in.

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  1. cristi says:

    after murdering some kids and women in Iraq they could use some playing time

    • cristi's never used douche says:

      and after making a comment like that, you should just do the world and favor and kill yourself cristi.

    • Fuzzybeard2016 says:

      How about we drop Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity in downtown Mosul and call it even?

    • RiHughes says:

      Cristi, No women and children killed on 9/11 huh? Or murdered by Taliban huh? Or murdered by Sadaam Hussein huh? Yeah, I bet they long for the good old days when it was their own government murdering them.

      Iraqi, if you truly lost your family, I am sorry. However you are more than likely just a troll. After all if you just lost your family why are you spending your days online looking at bikini pics and fart jokes. Not mourning too hard huh?

      • HellHathNoFury says:

        I love you, Ri. That is all.

      • iraqi says:

        who said im looking at bikini models and fart jokes i stumbled on this site,and i did lose my family 2 years ago,u still want me to mourn, ive left my country so i could heal, i find anything about trying to make a war into a funny post as disrespectful, we had no weapons the taliban came after ye invaded, nobody should go through why my country has gone through, but as some of the memebers on this site are too ignorant to know what is actually happened.we may have been under a dictator but u could do watever u wanted as long as u didnt say shit about him,we lived in peace and safety.why dont ye take ur sons home,its better for everyone

        • Navy guy says:

          believe me we want to go home. but if anyone points a weapon at me while i'm overseas self preservation i will kill them. so stop teaching your women and children to do your fighting for you.

    • Deployed Solider says:

      go have a Big Mac while you think of a more clever insult.

    • sparky says:

      Cristi, How dare you?? That is just “Fucked”!! Get out of the US. Here’s an idea, go to Iraq and see how well u do!

  2. Spock Jenkins says:

    I’m in the Army and the true way we tend to blow off steam cannot be published on Chive. UCMJ action would occur…

  3. confused says:

    porn on its way to you’s

  4. bowhuntpa says:

    THANK YOU TO ALL MILITARY !!!! I miss all my buds overseas

  5. Ken says:

    #14 = LOL

    Hope the guy in that last giff is okay.

    Thanks to all our folks in the armed services!

  6. smackhead says:

    is number 3 jessica simpson when she used to be hot??

  7. Mustafa_Beer says:

    To the guys in #21, Take the girl in # 3 and enjoy… You deserve it!

  8. NERDS! says:

    cristi, grow up.

  9. Anonymous says:

    15 gave me an idea. if only we could weaponize Chuck Norris…

  10. Jeff says:

    The robot heads sticking out of the tank was hilarious.
    Also, the flaghumpers giving critsi crap should calm the F down about someone calling out babykillers…it TOTALLY happens in war. American soldiers (and DRONES) are probably killing women and children as I write this. Don’t even try to act like it doesn’t happen all the time. That said, the cat-sniper is awesome too. I love cats and would probably walk right up to a gun barrel! Watch out Middle East cat-lovers!

    • Superfresh says:

      There is a huge difference between collateral damage and murder, to imply that US troops run amok and kill as they please is insulting and you two need to go play in traffic.

  11. Frearthandox says:

    #3 is Jessica Simpson in a movie I never heard of but saw on the $4 rack at blockbuster called Private Valentine or something like that. Private Valentine: Blond and Dangerous, that’s what it was. ty imdb

  12. Matt says:

    #3 is either Jessica Simpson, or shes a damn good look alike. Is the last one real? I hope he is okay. What did he do wrong to have that happen?

    And of course a huge Thank You to all the men and woman in the military.

  13. HellHathNoFury says:

    I just love 7 and 24!

  14. Jaroff says:

    i question the logic of the cat rifle.

    • Mustafa_Beer says:

      The cat rifle is so when it sticks out from behind a corner or from under debris it looks less like a deadly weapon…untill it’s too late

  15. top dog says:

    Hey, when I was in we use to run four or five miles to let off steam.
    ROCK STEADY ARMY!!!

  16. top dog says:

    DAMN!!! Jessica Simpson looks real professional in that Army uniform. Not bad, not too bad at all.

  17. Dries says:

    no 23 is actually very real
    it’s the kitty setup for the israel cornershot assault rifle
    it’s been on the israel special of ‘future weapons’ on NGC

  18. td says:

    15 was the shit, i’d love to be a human missle holding guns

  19. Big Tuna says:

    All I see in these pics are pogs and remfs.

  20. tommybhoy says:

    Number 24 is fucking awsome!

  21. zach says:

    i was watching that movie with jessica simpson right now and i was at that part and i have to tell you that movie sucks

  22. Spades says:

    Fellow Chivers, I have a bone to pick. Many times I will see pics labeled as 'Soldiers'. But the post will have pictures of Marines in it. . . Being a Marine myself I can tell you that Marine's are not Soldiers. And that Soldiers are not Marines. Now I'm not saying that you have to go all politically correct on us and call us the "U.S. Servicemember Men & Women" or any of that BS. For example, its like calling a '70 Nova a SmartCar. Yes they both have four wheels and do the same thing. But there are major differences. Like not being a douchebagmobile.

  23. OpMongoose says:

    #3 I don't pay lot of attention but Jill would be a good name, and if you don't get that cool. You're probably just getting laid more. If you're still confused resident evil.

  24. James says:

    I just think its funny when people don’t actually know what’s happening in Iraq/Afghanistan aside from what they see from the media saying the US is killing women and children.

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