How hot do you have to be for someone to buy you an island castle? (8 Photos)

island paradise How hot do you have to be for someone to buy you an island castle? (8 Photos)

In the middle of Lake Como, Italy, there’s an enchanting old island with a f*cking castle on it called Loreto Island. Recently, a rather notable celebrity shelled out millions to buy the isle for his new girlfriend…

[Source] [Source] Originals we think via the great Flynet Online.

  • HellHathNoFury

    Damn! I knew I should have said yes when he asked me out.
    all bullshittery aside, that is probably the coolest gift ever.

  • ChrisDG74

    How did I know the answer before I started scrolling? Oh yeah – I’m psychic.

  • parsec second

    she is hot. island hot? maybe…

  • Places

    wow, huge boobs on that island

  • Mattythegooch

    I could have a got her a fish sammich.

  • Leo

    I want to go to there.

  • fourtwenty

    i would just give her a pearl necklace.

  • Joey

    She can never say no to anything now cause you can always play the, ‘remember when i bought you a castle island’ card…well played sir

  • jjflash78

    Tiger should take note.
    If you’re a young (good looking) multi-millionaire, you don’t get married.
    Instead you keep a different girl on each continent and if necessary find an island to stash them on.

  • Weezy

    haha jjflash awesome

  • eugene hash house paradigm

    I would have given her an engagement ring. A black one. Engaged around her eye.

  • Joel in San Clemente

    NO chick is that hot.

  • Ghur

    Mwhahahah !!!! jjflash got it right!

    seem he’s the RPG’s man around here, it’z rightt?

  • dumdum

    She has man-hands.

    • HellHathNoFury

      Man hands? Oh dear god, say it isn’t so. That’s just sick. That makes her totally repulsive. I think I’m going to vomit. There’s no way any man would ever be attracted to her…sick, hideous man-hands. That’s a deal breaker for sure. just kill her and put her out of her lonely, ugly-handed misery.

  • slutifer

    its actually lake iseo

  • lfs

    I let George buy her the island so she can hang there with me

  • vitorla

    Lake Como is probably the most beautiful place in the world. And no Wisconsin, I am not referring to your white-trash Lake Como. Just kidding, Wisconsin, I love you.

  • Rob

    Sad thing is George probably has socks older than her…

  • simone

    it’s not como lake BUT ISEO LAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • pookie

    george clooney must have the fucking life. Someday they’re gonna make a movie about his off-screen exploits and it will be great

  • Marine Dad

    Damn what's he going to buy her next year? You know you have to top last years gift. I will think about that island while I shop at walmart.

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