Offered by Completely Bare Hi-Tech Spa in NYC. This new trend of waxing your hoo-haa and applying Swarovski Crystals was started by Jennifer Love Hewitt and is called Vajazzling. Why do girls get to have all the fun? If you are a guy and live in NYC, theCHIVE will pay for your Penazzling and give you a $100 gift card to Sports Authority so you can go buy something to make you feel like a man again. You do have to document this whole process with photos -NO YOU DON”T HAVE TO TAKE PICTURES OF YOUR JUNK, NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT. Please contact me at thechiverules[at]gmail[dot]com to arrange your Penazzling.
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Watch the youtube video with Jennifer Love on the George Lopez show and you may change your mind…. she’s amazingly hot and fun.
How old are you people. Hoo-Haa and thing. Penis, pecker, cock, schlong, dong, dick. Vagina, pussy, cunt, clit, vag, slit. Get over it, they are words. And this is fucking stupid, some woman wants to go spend my money to get gems glued to her crotch? I can do that for free at home. Plus whoever the male is that wins and gets little cute plastic crystals glued to his ‘junk’ (wtf) should go down a few blocks to the gay bar and bend over, because you take it up the ass at that rate. If that offended you because you are gay… to fucking bad, you take dick in the ass.
Who is using YOUR money to get this done?? It’s not like taxpayers pay for this sort of thing…. If you don’t want your girl doing it, cool, but no one is spending YOUR money, so get over that.
btw, agree 100% on the gay thing.
Also, if I was with Jennifer Love, she could vajazzle her vajay-jay any time… she could even vajazzle my goatee as she says to George Lopez.
The song Rhinestone Cowboy will now induce shudders and gagging.
thanks for ruining a classic song HHNF! btw hows the search going for them rappelling spelunkers? have they been declared officially dead yet?
Its kind of not amazing unless its dark and the guy wears a headlamp in which case it becomes fun – like spelunking or astronomy. There could be a transfer of some of the sparkly material during a rigorous session of pelvic collisions which might later create awkwardness in a changeroom. The same stuff on her ‘cheeks’ offers tremendous gains in traction but will void the warranty on her satin or zillion thread count sheets. The do-it-yourself kit will make a great commercial on the Home Shopping Network. I want to see Vince flog this one! The VajWow?
So, let me get this straight.
You glue some glass bits, not even cubic zirconia, to your groinal area for…what?
That sensual “barnacles on a dock piling” feeling? The whole “let me cheese grater your face and junk” vibe? “My stuff sparkles and shreds my panties” dream?
For God’s sake. Just douse yourself with honey and pat on a nice handful of roasted cashews.
You’ll make a lot more friends!
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Just want to point out that I think this is more for single girls wanting to feel good about themselves, or getting over a brek up…a la Jennifer Love…it’s not about getting some. Just saying….
haha, i wonder how it will look after a few weeks, when she realizes she can't shave the parts close to all the bling
It looks like the eggs of some PUBIC LICE !!!
This is a sure fire to get less, not more. I could just imagine going down and having my nose rub on some or looking up at the lovely lady and having light shine off them and get in my eye. Who really needs the distraction.
Jennifer Love H must of got the idea from looking at an oyster with a pearl