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Offered by Completely Bare Hi-Tech Spa in NYC. This new trend of waxing your hoo-haa and applying Swarovski Crystals was started by Jennifer Love Hewitt and is called Vajazzling. Why do girls get to have all the fun? If you are a guy and live in NYC, theCHIVE will pay for your Penazzling and give you a $100 gift card to Sports Authority so you can go buy something to make you feel like a man again. You do have to document this whole process with photos -NO YOU DON”T HAVE TO TAKE PICTURES OF YOUR JUNK, NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT. Please contact me at thechiverules[at]gmail[dot]com to arrange your Penazzling.
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All photos courtesy of TheLuxurySpot.com
inb4pen-azzle.
Not jealous… so not jealous.
Penazzling? What about balldazzling? Balls are the most under appreciated body part in the world, maybe they need a little bit of shiny to get some attention.
Heck yeah, guys could start going for the disco look!
Ron Weasley, you asked, I answer.
I'm gonna go totally unladylike here and say WTF. if you're showing it off, you're probably using it, right? So comes my point *giggity* that between the nasty friction rash, epic scrapage worse than a cheap hooker with bad teeth and the potential for those coming loose and ending up…well, up….I hurt just thinking about it.
Seriously, bitches. If you have money, can handle waxing pain and want to show it off, just do what I do and get it pierced. Less time, less money, permanent, and infinitely majillion times awesomer.
It’s a good thing no one reads my comments because I just said something really blackmail-worthy. Feck.
HHNF is pierced. Who’d a thunk it. Thanks for the visual.
And I do totally agree with your comments. Who would want roughage down there.
Hmm..its not something to be proud of….
“Girls” with vaginal piercings are considered whores…No one I would take seriously
Maybe just to f*ck, but thats just about it…
I’m just not a fan of licking anything metal. Gotta take that stuff out first!
I would post a comment less appealing than that, but I can’t conjur one. I hate the thought.
I think I’ve out-grossed even myself today.
*TMI alert*
I’ve been with 2 guys, the last of which was about a year ago. Big whore. You can yodel into it. Riiiiicooolllaaaaa! I think there’s a Swiss guy with a horn in there somewhere. Sent him in after the rappelling spelunkers got lost. The piercer is my best friend, and even that was awkward. He hadn’t done one before and needed the *ahem* hands-on before working with clients, so I volunteered. No one sees it. And yet I posted it for the world to read online in a hungover blonde moment. Brilliant, Me.
I had a stripper friend when i was younger who had hers pierced like 3 times. i remember her telling me she could be standing in line at mcdonalds and get off just by rubbing her thighs together a little. So, yeah im a little jealous. Im too finicky to get pierced, and i dont think i’d do the snatch, i like her just the way she is
Really? Must be nice. Mine hasn’t done anything for me save for snagging on seams while, say, trying to have a intellectual conversation with someone I’m trying to impress, causing me to make odd faces, squeal and wiggle like i’m having a seizure. Although that’s probably more entertaining than listening to me.
I talk too much. sure you hadn’t noticed.
No shame in it, people who make an assumption that someone with a genital piercing is a whore need to get a grip.
Does that mean that anyone with a tattoo is a thug?
I don't paeronally have ny piercings but I have friends who do, I'm not a fan of labia piercings but a clit piercing is quite sexy imo.
it would be much useful on my dick.. dotted ftw <– lol douche
Well, I will defer to the girls on the site, but i would think that having a gentleman dining down there would be more important than bedazzling the ol poon!
One question: WHY..?
I THINK IT IS TO HIDE THE C-SECTION SCAR….
Seriously, WTF???
I wouldn’t go near anything like that.
Aw, hell. Who am I kidding, I’d still tap it.
But still, WTF???
I saw an interview with Jennifer Love Hewitt about her getting vagazzled aparently she loves it. I think its the biggest waste of money ever!!! beaver bling, I mean come on!
Consider the source. She’s not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer.
$100 Gift card? It probably costs $500 just to get the minimum.
theCHIVE will pay for your Penazzling and give you a $100 gift card
I’m waiting to see what
Hell Hath No Fury
says about this.
Even covered in bling a vagina is still a vagina. Maybe this will help provide a way to distinguish between a vagina and a hole in the ground. I’m surprised Gaga wasn’t doing this shit when she was 5. Maybe they will start a new MTV show called “Pimp My Vag”!
Look’s like fish eggs in her crotch.
Not Jealous. I’ve been doing my Taint for years now.
I would do it for them, for 20 bucks…
nice that would be sexy, i wonder if they would fall off if i busted my load on it.
I DO NOT want my crotch grinding against that shit!
Those things don’t look even! It seem like they should make em in stripes or more symmetrical ….and they kind of remind me of barnacles…yarrrrr matie!
I’ll bedazzle my bunghole for a case of tapioca pudding
Deal – pics required of course
The apocalypse can’t come soon enough.
I’ve got a cliff and a bottle of vodka that can fix that for you right quick.
If you need something sparkly to make someone more attractive to that part of your body…chances are: you have bigger issues. How distracting would that be anyway?…not to mention what happens when one of the little jewels falls off and I manage to push it up inside
Ehh what exactly is this and wont that hurt someone when they went had sex
If you spooge on it, that would be a sloppy situation…
I think as long as you don’t go overboard it’s fine.
and HHNF: nice revelation