My ex co-worker (his name’s Declan) received this hilarious thank you card from his buddy recently
Feb
Thanks for the Bloomingdale’s gift card… (2 Photos)
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I relate to this…in a bad way
been married 6 years, it only gets worse, kid
Marriage. Where don’t I sign.
rofl
…this will be the high point of my day
true dat my fellow friend. true dat.
this is pretty fucking funny
abandon all hope…
I hope to someday receive a thank you card as awesome as this.
HA!
This is all you need in the marriage pamphlet!
Wait…for a half hour I’ve been trying to get an avatar to wok at your sis’s place, and unsuccessfully at that, and here, I give up, and now it shows up?
Dang!
Here, Max! Good dog.
Now, find me a sleeping Leprechaun! Daddy needs a new pair of shoes!
Well, bro, you had to have her.
Sucks for that guy…
Me and mine have 7 years under the belt and the sex is better now than when we were dating. Sucks for that guy…
Looks like he’s gonna have to HANDle this one on his own…
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You’re doing it right. All the others saying it only gets worse – you’re doing it wrong.
Maybe she wants a kid or even worst more! Youll see it will get worst guy.
Wow. Hope this guy’s just really sarcastic.
The dude in that letter IS an asshole. Why would he call his wife stupid over some worthless purchased item? They’ll be divorced in a year.
Every male, just about, is replying: Yeah, I know. Most women are seething.
hey….how did my note get here??????????
lol..
As I read this and thought of married life the theme song from Beverly Hills Cop played and I knew right then and there that Axel Fully would never get married. And so won’t I
you are awesome
Sounds like a sound plan.
Lol then i’ll go watch csi
Mmmmmm, Bloomingdales.
sounds like a day in my life
it’s funny cause it’s true, calling your wife stupid is a little below the belt though
I have an idea. When she does something stupid… Don’t say anything. Amazing both keep their control and no one argues. If you have to point out that what she does or that she is stupid, be prepared for a reaction dub ass. Why would you expect to get sex after insulting her? Maybe smack her around some with soap in a sock and see if she wants to bake you a cake after… God damn people are stupid “Marriage is so hard… bawwww waaa” ya I guess it is if you are a damn dumb ass.
Wow this is awesome