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Thanks for the Bloomingdale’s gift card… (2 Photos)

present one Thanks for the Bloomingdales gift card... (2 Photos)

present two Thanks for the Bloomingdales gift card... (2 Photos)
My ex co-worker (his name’s Declan) received this hilarious thank you card from his buddy recently

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Comments:

  1. upper low says:

    I relate to this…in a bad way

  2. Dan says:

    been married 6 years, it only gets worse, kid

  3. Leo says:

    Marriage. Where don’t I sign.

  4. rober paulson says:

    rofl

  5. Darrn Cominsky says:

    …this will be the high point of my day

  6. ORLANDO says:

    this is pretty fucking funny

  7. last stand says:

    abandon all hope…

  8. randomhero1218 says:

    I hope to someday receive a thank you card as awesome as this.

  9. maxwelldog says:

    HA!
    This is all you need in the marriage pamphlet!

  10. maxwelldog says:

    Wait…for a half hour I’ve been trying to get an avatar to wok at your sis’s place, and unsuccessfully at that, and here, I give up, and now it shows up?
    Dang!
    Here, Max! Good dog.
    Now, find me a sleeping Leprechaun! Daddy needs a new pair of shoes!

  11. HellHathNoFury says:

    Well, bro, you had to have her.

  12. MaxSpain says:

    Sucks for that guy…

    Me and mine have 7 years under the belt and the sex is better now than when we were dating. Sucks for that guy…

    Looks like he’s gonna have to HANDle this one on his own…

    YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. LadyCydonia says:

    Wow. Hope this guy’s just really sarcastic.

  14. Vroom says:

    The dude in that letter IS an asshole. Why would he call his wife stupid over some worthless purchased item? They’ll be divorced in a year.

  15. Zayne says:

    Every male, just about, is replying: Yeah, I know. Most women are seething.

  16. Regina says:

    hey….how did my note get here??????????

    lol..

  17. Bob says:

    As I read this and thought of married life the theme song from Beverly Hills Cop played and I knew right then and there that Axel Fully would never get married. And so won’t I

  18. Michael says:

    Sounds like a sound plan.

  19. Anonymous says:

    Lol then i’ll go watch csi

  20. wakefieldnotes says:

    Mmmmmm, Bloomingdales.

  21. schango says:

    sounds like a day in my life

  22. rcjaos says:

    it’s funny cause it’s true, calling your wife stupid is a little below the belt though

  23. mook says:

    I have an idea. When she does something stupid… Don’t say anything. Amazing both keep their control and no one argues. If you have to point out that what she does or that she is stupid, be prepared for a reaction dub ass. Why would you expect to get sex after insulting her? Maybe smack her around some with soap in a sock and see if she wants to bake you a cake after… God damn people are stupid “Marriage is so hard… bawwww waaa” ya I guess it is if you are a damn dumb ass.

  24. electronic cigarettes says:

    Wow this is awesome

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