These are real mail order brides, also, my head just exploded (32 Photos)

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order this These are real mail order brides, also, my head just exploded (32 Photos)

I went fantasy shopping last night in the Ukraine. I’m seriously considering adding all to cart…

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  • Rusty

    Sigh, if it wouldn’t be so humiliating, I would seriously consider bringing one of those ladies over. Oh yeah, and if I weren’t already married.

    • Rusty's Wife

      We need to talk. I’m not always on SheChive, you know.

      • ChrisDG74

        Well played. Well played.

      • Matt

        lol i like what you did there

  • bowhuntpa

    (in borat voice) HOW MUCH?!

  • ozzie

    who says it’s humiliating?you’re still paying for pussy to get another girl nowadays. buy her things,get her that blah blah might as well shell out the dough and get one that you want.and since she might not speak complete english, you can’t argue with her

  • garp

    …due to chernobyl and a strict dietary dependance on potatoes ukrainians have a serious issue with uncontrollable extreme flatuence…half the chycks above are probably letting loose as the camera rolled….buyer beware…

  • Roscoe

    I’d return 5 & 7, but the rest, it’s checkout time!!

    • Roscoe

      4 & 7, sorry

      • J-Diggity

        Number FOUR?

        Sir, thou art a homo queer gay faggot. Away with thy sodomite buggery.

  • Anon

    #12 and 13 look the hottest to me… and looks underage…. What the hell’s wrong with me?!

  • bigrye

    they can fart away. I would suck a fart out of 20’s ass and hold it like a bong rip.

    • ChrisDG74

      Agreedd. Nothing like a little “Dutch Oven” action to bring a couple closer.

  • nico

    That links site is just a big hoax, they hire a woman to write. you buy credit, site and woman split 50/50.

  • alextc

    WAIT. Chicks fart

    • Leonardo

      If you want a chick to keep a secret, whisper it up her hole, she’ll keep it tae herself nae bother.

  • McBeastie

    Roscoe says:
    I’d return 5 & 7, but the rest, it’s checkout time!!
    Roscoe says:
    4 & 7, sorry

    You’d return them… sure….sure you would. You just keep telling yourself that. I’m sure your standards are that high. Not to mention that you’d have to keep them from turning around and leaving before you “returned” them.

  • Mark

    And Andrew just committed suicide…

  • Mustafa_Beer

    I would like an order of 12 & 13 to go. Oh, add a side of #30, in case i get hungry on the way home

  • learnentokill

    12 & 26 are the best of the group!!!! bring them home NOW!!!!

  • Mike

    The thing is, you really don’t know what you’re getting. Unless you’ve got a friend in the KGB (or whatever it’s called now) to tell you, these women might all be prostitutes.

    They might have that horrible Russian VD: rotchercockoff

  • Leonardo

    No19’s wearing Orions Belt.

  • evilorstupid

    For more inforwation on brides, please send credit card number, SSN, and all bank account inforwation to

    Also, your relative die and leave much money to you in bank in Nigeria.

  • s3xt0y

    mmm want

    • garp

      pfffft fart

  • Kotlet

    Me: Well Natasha, I have to choose between you and Katerina right here, why don’t you show me why you should be the one I will take back to America with me?

  • powersticks

    #5 looks a little like Taylor Swift so I’ll have her.

  • Laura

    5, 12/13, and 24 I would go gay for.

  • goposaur

    It’s all good until you wake up in a barrel of acid their oligarch enforcer brothers dump you in

    • StrapOnThatJammyPac

      I’d say it’s worth it! Best mail order bride post yet, thanks Chive!!

  • RocK

    Hope they can cook too..

  • Wills1215

    Yup, and they all will come to the USA, be faithful and forever there…… Until the statutory time lapses and they get their citizenship.

    But being the nice guy I am, I will take three to inseminate with my seed and then fuck the whores, they can leave after they gain citizenship muhahaha

  • rso

    btw it’s Ukraine – not “the Ukraine”. u get pts w/ them for knowing this

  • jeff in Australia

    As attractive as some of these females are, and some are very….
    Aren’t they selling themselves..?
    When do they stop being hookers and start being wives..?

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