These are real mail order brides, also, my head just exploded (32 Photos)

Sigh, if it wouldn’t be so humiliating, I would seriously consider bringing one of those ladies over. Oh yeah, and if I weren’t already married.

(in borat voice) HOW MUCH?!

who says it’s humiliating?you’re still paying for pussy to get another girl nowadays. buy her things,get her that blah blah blah.you might as well shell out the dough and get one that you want.and since she might not speak complete english, you can’t argue with her

…due to chernobyl and a strict dietary dependance on potatoes ukrainians have a serious issue with uncontrollable extreme flatuence…half the chycks above are probably letting loose as the camera rolled….buyer beware…

I’d return 5 & 7, but the rest, it’s checkout time!!

#12 and 13 look the hottest to me… and looks underage…. What the hell’s wrong with me?!

they can fart away. I would suck a fart out of 20′s ass and hold it like a bong rip.

That links site is just a big hoax, they hire a woman to write. you buy credit, site and woman split 50/50.

WAIT. Chicks fart

Roscoe says:
I’d return 5 & 7, but the rest, it’s checkout time!!
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Roscoe says:
4 & 7, sorry

You’d return them… sure….sure you would. You just keep telling yourself that. I’m sure your standards are that high. Not to mention that you’d have to keep them from turning around and leaving before you “returned” them.

And Andrew just committed suicide…

I would like an order of 12 & 13 to go. Oh, add a side of #30, in case i get hungry on the way home

12 & 26 are the best of the group!!!! bring them home NOW!!!!

The thing is, you really don’t know what you’re getting. Unless you’ve got a friend in the KGB (or whatever it’s called now) to tell you, these women might all be prostitutes.

They might have that horrible Russian VD: rotchercockoff

No19′s wearing Orions Belt.

For more inforwation on brides, please send credit card number, SSN, and all bank account inforwation to russiancrooks.com.

Also, your relative die and leave much money to you in bank in Nigeria.

mmm want

Me: Well Natasha, I have to choose between you and Katerina right here, why don’t you show me why you should be the one I will take back to America with me?

#5 looks a little like Taylor Swift so I’ll have her.

5, 12/13, and 24 I would go gay for.

It’s all good until you wake up in a barrel of acid their oligarch enforcer brothers dump you in

Hope they can cook too..

Yup, and they all will come to the USA, be faithful and forever there…… Until the statutory time lapses and they get their citizenship.

But being the nice guy I am, I will take three to inseminate with my seed and then fuck the whores, they can leave after they gain citizenship muhahaha

btw it’s Ukraine – not “the Ukraine”. u get pts w/ them for knowing this

As attractive as some of these females are, and some are very….
Aren’t they selling themselves..?
When do they stop being hookers and start being wives..?