Send us your Facebook profile pic right now (70 Photos) Update: Session closed

fb beetle Send us your Facebook profile pic right now (70 Photos) Update: Session closed
I know everybody is bored at work right now so let’s have some fun. Send us your Facebook profile pic and we’ll post it in this gallery as soon as they come in. We won’t post the photos if they’re too boring so if you’re just smiling for the camera you’d better be pretty goddamned hot. Send all photos to thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com or use our handy-dandy new photo upload page.
Don’t waste any time. Send us your photos and collect internet fame. Chivers John and Bob are waiting to answer your call.

Chive On!
Update: Sorry folks, that’s all for today. You really outdid yourselves. Tune in Next Wednesday for more madness.

  • Johnny

    FIRST! Suck it, morons!

    • Nathan

      uh i am soooo mad at Johnny..

      • Donkey Punch

        Sweep the leg Johnny! Sweep the leg!

  • Johnny's Girlfriend

    Johnny always comes first 😦

    • Johnny's Girlfriend's Secret Lesbian Lover

      That’s why you sneak out to be with me!

  • getbig

    facebook is retarded

    • Rusty

      Thank you! And here I was, thinking that I was the only person in America without a Facebook profile. #s 10, 12, and 41 made me wonder….whatever happened to the “There Are Sexy Chivers Among Us” galleries?

      • LadyFrank

        I agree with Rusty – The Chive standards must be pretty low if #41 is as good as it gets – not to mention #10

  • OhNo

    Hell Yea! Im number 12!!! =D haha yay thank you chive

    • HellHathNoFury

      More pics are required to judge your hotness. Bikini shots are best for this type of scientific research. Submit them now, kthx.

      • OhNo

        haha HHNF i enjoy coming here just to see what you have to say. =) i love it!
        and i will see what i can do lol.

        • HellHathNoFury

          My spoutings are typically malarkey, but this time, it’s important. Do it. For TheChive, for your countrymen.

          • OhNo

            Haha it is done. now the chive must post said pictures for your judgement! =D
            HHNF u make my day happy

            • yeahsure

              Oh No! Another trombloid!

  • NinjaRed

    The Beetlejuice head shrinker makes me happy

  • The dude

    That dude on the surfboard!?!/ What a douche canoe!!!!

  • misainzig

    Hell yeah I’m #32!

  • Wills1215

    #22 The man has it going on…

    #31 The job needs to be finished on the Hipster douchebag.

  • Brandon

    Will #10 please step forward?

  • LOL

    πŸ™‚ I’m here. πŸ™‚ Thank you John. πŸ™‚

  • rumpleminze

    Well shit, #22 is me(Dolemite) but they cropped half of it off. Wasn’t even any nudity, just a girl with a big smile on her face

  • Troy

    I’m #29 (receiving)! πŸ™‚

  • at work

    Im sorry but #10 looks like a smiling carrot

  • OhNo

    haha i made it again! #41 thank you =)
    and there HHNF! =) have fun judging

    • HellHathNoFury

      Too busy mopping up drool.

  • Troy

    eyebrows on #10 say “I’m a bitch with EXTRA crazy”

  • HimAgain

    Take an example guys. #12 gets a compliment and we get awesome bikininess

    Number 10 takes photo in the dark gets harassed and no awesome bikininess appears.

    I personally thinhk shes hot as a hell and Ill bet Toms not her only friend on facebook

    • saintxxxash

      Tom’s my only friend, but only on Myspace πŸ˜‰

  • Guypants McGillycutty

    #33 Teen Wolf FTW!

  • LOL

    Okay…putting down the respectable, somewhat polite LOL hat.

    #66…How you doin’? And is that a dick in your swim trunks or are you just happy to see someone?

  • Umigame

    #64 is mine… just incase the zombies attack, or the mexicans.

    Or worst of all… The zombie mexicans.

    • powersticks

      Glad to know there’s another person prepared for the zombies #64.

      • LOL

        Shotgun, Rifle & handguns. Yep. God have mercy on the zombie messicans. πŸ˜›

  • femtrooper

    #40 made lol. Thank you, I needed a good chuckle πŸ™‚

  • kissorkillclothing

    #71 ftw! ahaha

  • StrapOnThatJammyPac

    I loved Petey Wheatstraw!! RIP Rudy Ray Moore

  • Juan

    Damn! They didn’t post mine! Me with Michael Jai White!

  • Ryan

    when did this close? damnit, me+epic drinking+epic couch burning should have made it on here

  • Hugh Jass

    Hey I think that’s Cole Miller from the UFC in the Grover outfit, #42

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