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I know everybody is bored at work right now so let’s have some fun. Send us your Facebook profile pic and we’ll post it in this gallery as soon as they come in. We won’t post the photos if they’re too boring so if you’re just smiling for the camera you’d better be pretty goddamned hot. Send all photos to thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com or use our handy-dandy new photo upload page.
Don’t waste any time. Send us your photos and collect internet fame. Chivers John and Bob are waiting to answer your call.
Chive On!
Update: Sorry folks, that’s all for today. You really outdid yourselves. Tune in Next Wednesday for more madness.
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FIRST! Suck it, morons!
uh i am soooo mad at Johnny..
Sweep the leg Johnny! Sweep the leg!
Johnny always comes first
That’s why you sneak out to be with me!
facebook is retarded
Thank you! And here I was, thinking that I was the only person in America without a Facebook profile. #s 10, 12, and 41 made me wonder….whatever happened to the “There Are Sexy Chivers Among Us” galleries?
I agree with Rusty – The Chive standards must be pretty low if #41 is as good as it gets – not to mention #10
Hell Yea! Im number 12!!! =D haha yay thank you chive
More pics are required to judge your hotness. Bikini shots are best for this type of scientific research. Submit them now, kthx.
haha HHNF i enjoy coming here just to see what you have to say. =) i love it!
and i will see what i can do lol.
My spoutings are typically malarkey, but this time, it’s important. Do it. For TheChive, for your countrymen.
Haha it is done. now the chive must post said pictures for your judgement! =D
HHNF u make my day happy
Oh No! Another trombloid!
The Beetlejuice head shrinker makes me happy
That dude on the surfboard!?!/ What a douche canoe!!!!
Hell yeah I’m #32!
#22 The man has it going on…
#31 The job needs to be finished on the Hipster douchebag.
Will #10 please step forward?
Well shit, #22 is me(Dolemite) but they cropped half of it off. Wasn’t even any nudity, just a girl with a big smile on her face
I’m #29 (receiving)!
Im sorry but #10 looks like a smiling carrot
haha i made it again! #41 thank you =)
and there HHNF! =) have fun judging
Too busy mopping up drool.
eyebrows on #10 say “I’m a bitch with EXTRA crazy”
Take an example guys. #12 gets a compliment and we get awesome bikininess
Number 10 takes photo in the dark gets harassed and no awesome bikininess appears.
I personally thinhk shes hot as a hell and Ill bet Toms not her only friend on facebook
Tom’s my only friend, but only on Myspace
#33 Teen Wolf FTW!
Okay…putting down the respectable, somewhat polite LOL hat.
#66…How you doin’? And is that a dick in your swim trunks or are you just happy to see someone?
#64 is mine… just incase the zombies attack, or the mexicans.
Or worst of all… The zombie mexicans.
Glad to know there’s another person prepared for the zombies #64.
Shotgun, Rifle & handguns. Yep. God have mercy on the zombie messicans.
#40 made lol. Thank you, I needed a good chuckle
#71 ftw! ahaha
I loved Petey Wheatstraw!! RIP Rudy Ray Moore
Damn! They didn’t post mine! Me with Michael Jai White!
when did this close? damnit, me+epic drinking+epic couch burning should have made it on here
Hey I think that’s Cole Miller from the UFC in the Grover outfit, #42