• etchasketchasaurus

    I just threw up in my mouth…

  • justme

    the dog collar and chain seem out of place…otherwise a nice outfit.

    • Mustafabeer

      to “collar” the criminal???

  • LOL

    Obvious comment here…but which is the costume? At least he has a hobby. 😛

  • Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

    WTF… just what the hell ….

  • Mustafa_Beer

    You should see him in his habit… he does a great Nun

  • tommybhoy

    Hahahaha…..anyone have a sniper rifle i could borrow?

  • Crystal

    Hahaha was NOT expecting that one

  • paul

    he cleans up well

  • upper low

    I read about this somewhere. he had other outfits too…

  • Regina

    OMG…….and we wonder why USA has an increse in crime punishments

  • ahha

    So what??? Is he a good cop? If so, who cares if he likes to dress like that on his own time? People are so quick to judge but this guy probably has to work twice as hard as everyone else because he is afraid his differences make him a target.

    • Anonymous

      twice as hard is exactly right. First as a cop and second as a prostitute.

    • Anonynomnom

      Um no, it's sorta important that people licensed to carry guns be mentally stable and sane.

  • top dog

    I gotta tell ya, that don’t look like the same guy….girl…or whatever. If he or she likes to cross dress, thats OK with me, as long as they catch the bad guys.

  • HellHathNoFury

    Brainbleach and funnel, STAT!!!

  • oggie168

    Not the same dude, Fuck off Chive and post some real shit.

    • HellHathNoFury

      Either link to something infinitely more awesome that you, yourself have created with your own two hands and l337g33k skills, or shut the fuck up.

      • oggie168

        What does that mean? Give me an intelligent argument, and not some, I live in my mom’s basement and I think this is a cool statement.

        • HellHathNoFury

          My mom is dead, but hey, thanks! And ‘leetgeek’ is someone who makes awesome stuff on the internet. If you can’t do better, don’t talk shit. Those who can’t do, teach right? Either know what you’re talking about or don’t come here to insult the makers and be pwnd by girls.

          • maxwelldog

            Oh great and awesome Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Scorned…
            (wait..I’m just joking…)
            You wrote something..
            l337g33k skills
            And I would like to invoke the “I’m too old to figure out some shtuff” rule…
            of course, there probably ISN’T a rule, but, go figure…
            I was wondering what’s that mean?
            (do i bring anything to the table to barter with?….)
            I bring JOKE!

            Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whisky, they talk about their moonshine operation.

            Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
            One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, ‘Kin ya swallar?’
            The woman shakes her head no
            Then he asks, ‘Kin ya breathe?’
            The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.. The hillbilly walksover to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her asshole a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breahe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. His partner says, ‘Ya know, I’d heerd of that there ‘Hind Lick Maneuver’ but I ain’t niver seed nobody do it!’

            • HellHathNoFury

              1337g33k= Elite Geek. pronoun. One who wins at the internets.
              I have bad jokes, too.
              What’s brown and rhymes with ‘Snoop’? Dr Dre!

              Two Irishmen walk out of a bar. Hey, it could happen!

              Two Rabbis walk into a Bar Mitzvah

              A man gets pulled over for swerving on his way out of the country club. The officer watches that man grab his golf caddy, take one out and put move into the passenger seat. He approaches the car and asks the man if he had been driving drunk and the man says, ‘No.’
              ‘Then why did you put a golf club in the driver’s seat?’
              ‘It’s my……*wait for it*….designated driver!’
              Bwhahaha, GET IT? Driver. Nevermind.

          • oggie168

            Listen androgynous, no offense, just expressing my opinion. I am not Internet savy, I am just a poor, broke down drifter expressing a view. Be well, and if we have cross dressing police officers, lets hope they can do their job. Hell hath no Fury- sounds like a very scorned position, please be well.

          • Anonymous

            i don’t blame your mom, we don’t even know you and can’t stand your ass

    • shatnersbassoon

      Fake and Gay!!

  • Wills1215

    oggie168… Why are you mad, has you manfriend been outed here, or is he your training officer and you want his man pussy for yourself hahahahaha

    • oggie168

      Negative, peter puffer I just call it like I see it.

  • Rob

    I can just hear him now–” I feel pretty, oh so pretty…” .:)

  • confused


  • maxwelldog

    it’s coming…
    A small light breaking in my head…
    Is it…no
    Not it.
    Just a piece of shiny paper/
    Never mind.
    For a moment it looked like the word “geek” with upside down letters
    but that would be …. >|336 …OK, I’ll keep working on it.
    Unless you’de like to give me the answer?
    Another joke, first?
    Well, OK….

    An old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up
    from the couch then starts putting on his coat.

    His wife, seeing the unexpected behaviour, asks, “Where are you going?”

    He replies, “I’m going to the doctor.”

    She says, “Why, are you sick?”

    He says, “Nope, I’m going to get me some of that Viagra stuff.”

    Immediately the wife starts working and positioning herself to get out of her rocker and begins to put on her coat.

    He says, “Where the heck are you going”?
    She answers, “I’m going to the doctor, too.”
    He says, “Why, what do you need?”

    She says, “If you’re going to start using that rusty old thing, I’m getting a Tetanus shot.”

  • maxwelldog

    oh feathers.
    You already answered.
    leet Leet LEEt geek >|336+337 leetgeek
    I used to wroite hello to pagers with
    07734 but then, not all fonts make an open four,
    o773# ?

    OK, that’s about enough of the SA.

  • graham

    ………. Beautiful

  • mike

    It’s not the same guy in both pics.

  • pookie

    dont think its the same guy

  • Anonymous

    “We don’t even know you and can’t stand your ass” That’s the best comment I’ve ever read on this stupid website. Fuck that pretencious blonde cunt.Cunt.

  • Anonymous

    “We don’t even know you and can’t stand your ass” That’s the best comment I’ve ever read on this stupid website nigga!!. Fuck that pretencious blonde cunt!!!! Cunt.

  • I'm12nwhtisthis

    how can i unsee?

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