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First!! Wait is it still cool to be first?
“Still”? No, it is not cool.
you mean was it EVER cool to be first….
header photo….that is one long butt
Saying “First” just for the sake of being first is stupid. Now if you have a witty comment that happens to be first, then yeah, it’s cool…but only if you don’t comment on the fact that you’re first. It’s like knowing you have a 9 inch cock. You know it, but you don’t have to advertise it. Just be glad you’ve got it.
These girls are pretty…but that’s just weird. The title of this gallery could just as easily be “Chicks are bizarre no matter where they’re from.”
I have a nine inch cock
CWDs need not apply
The way I made mine into 9″ was to fold it in half..
they are ukranians not russians. seriously who writes these aticles?
corrected title,
Eddie MurphyRichard Pryor. I wrote the article. Welcome to the chive btw, you must be new here – this is where people come to look at hot chicks, photobombs, retarded people, and douchebags. Here in America, I my geocentric view of other countries is distilled down to ‘America’ and ‘Everywhere Else’. I almost said these chicks were from North Korea ’cause that’s how much I care.Um, yo’, John, if you really are writing anything connected to the Chive, you oughtta calm your act down. I mean, we like the daily pile o’ images ‘n all…. but don’t be a douchebag. You/the Chive gives people the space to be idiots; let ‘em. And by the way, saying “the Ukraine” is like saying “the France” or “the Germany.” You know, just to give you a chance to rag on me, too.
* said the comment troll who just wants to see if john responds
Eddie Murphy with Richard Pryor as an avatar.
The nerve of them… They are bad girls who deserve a good spanking. Thats right, dirty girl need daddy to put her over… oh, sorry, I’ll be quiet now!
ha ha ha! nice! i’m with you on that one.
….and pwnt by chive owner
and John must be in a good mood. Imagine the wrath of Chive if he unleashed the fury!
I’ve been unleashed. Why do people always expect so much from me?
Because we are getting to know just how much you enjoy your station in life. Each piece of the puzzle fits somewhere
Sometimes it’s so nice to feel depreciated.
We depreciate your depreciation of your depreciated status.
Tell Eddie Muprhy, I said have a Coke and smile and shut the fuck up!!!
You know…..she got a nice ass.
…I’m telling ya, the Ukraine is imploding due to chernoybl spawned bad potates that are leading to excess levels of intestinal gas production…these whacked out broads and the collapse this morning of their entire government is frightening…beer me
I would love to see the photos of the men on here posting things such as “The nerve of them… They are bad girls who deserve a good spanking. Thats right, dirty girl need daddy to put her over… oh, sorry, I’ll be quiet now”. You more than likely would not stand a chance with any of these girls.
Fag
Silent Bob called… He said STFU. Apparently, Johns comments to Eddie Murphy were to deep for you to comprehend!
vittu mitä kissoja
I support your cause! What ever it was… mmm… Ukrainian models… I’m moving to Ukraine!
pretty girls.nothing to do wish i was there…
#3 – anyone else notice the brown?
damn says:
March 4, 2010 at 8:59 am
#3 – anyone else notice the brown?
good eyes youre right
Why can’t we have protesters like this in the US? Are we that prudish? Damn…