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Consolidated technology for the betterment of nobody (30 Photos)


As you can see, the whiz’s over at worth1000 made these innovative shitstorms. All images were created for an art contest at Worth1000.com using Worth1000′s new browser-based editing software, Aviary (http://Aviary.com). Gotta love innovation.

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Comments:

  1. Ken says:

    I’d believe that #s 11 (credit card TP dispenser) and 16 (internet mug) could actually be marketed.

    I wish #21 (rocket armed car) was real. I’d be all over that. Could make that morning commute interesting.

    #26 (port-O-potty + water cooler) is gross.

  2. Mattythegooch says:

    Not a damn thing wrong with 8 OR 21, not a damn thing.

  3. Nick4444 says:

    Just what I always wanted. A hammer with a scope.

  4. top dog says:

    Some of that makes no sense what so ever. I like the cigarette lighter phone though. It would be a big cigarette lighter or a really small phone.

  5. Wade says:

    I would pay good money for #21

  6. matty says:

    #3 looks like an updated version of the Bathroom Buddy from Gremlins

  7. ass party says:

    I hate it when my staples is stucked.

  8. hgfgfghf says:

    High-Quality. Low Prices. First-class Service

    ——-http://www.dearsales.com———-

    wholesale

    NIKE sports shoes($35-);

    star basketball shoes($34-);

    NHL NFL NBA MLB jerseys($32-)

    (free shipping & paypal accept)

    ——http://www.dearsales.com

  9. me says:

    lot looks shopped??right

  10. Em says:

    #8′s actually a pretty cool idea. A lot of people have TVs in their kitchens already. Why not save some space?

  11. MichaelGS says:

    lazer-guided fork FTW? anybody? just me then

  12. Pepue says:

    Number 27 is a Fail, error 404 is not found, it should’ve been error 500 (an internal error).

    lol

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