Funny divorce letter to ex-wife : theCHIVE

March 8, 2010 | In: Funny

Cha Cha

Fake. The zip code on the address is a California zip. Houston’s zip codes start with 77.

Funny but no dice.
t0ne

Actually, the zip code is legit.

Cha Cha

Actually, it’s not the right zip. I live in Houston. The zip codes start with 77. Check out the USPS website.

97 is a California code.

t0ne

n/m, cha cha is right.
Skeeter

Toooo funny I bet the remote is stuck in her sisters ass
bodombeats

@ HHNF…. Huh?
Alt

if someone send me a letter like that I would be more than happy to divorce of a dumbass like he is. He is soooo pathetic
Lenny

WIN!
Roder

The total grandeur is monumental. Uber epic. There were so many things that I wanted to say to my ex (even if I didn’t get as much as Dan supposedly did) but always decided that it would come off lame. If could have come up with something half this good, I would have felt like a superhero.
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I don’t care if this is real or not, it is still really funny!
donuteyes

that guy is pretty cool.
MichaelGS

this is why i love theChive. fake or really doesnt matter, funny as hell
Ken

I’d bet writing that letter was far more therapeutic than the marriage counselor! Epic.
Felicity

Fake as hell…but if it was real….I hope Connie slept with all his friends and made a tape off it and sent it back to him!

Anonymous

Dan’s the fuckin’ MAN.
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AwPhuch

He might as well put in the letter…

SEND MORE PUSSY!!!

Epic!
Equalizer

It would be funnier if Connie forgives and went back with him.
Jake

FIRST!!!
Anonymous

Eww.
What made anyone think this was clever or funny?? Or even remotely true.

She’s well shot of him!
meee

funny shit dude….lmao…..and to those hating and comlaining,,,,,its a fucking joke……its not real and who cares about the flaws in it…u didnt u kept reading after u seen the envelope huh….ok.
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