The total grandeur is monumental. Uber epic. There were so many things that I wanted to say to my ex (even if I didn’t get as much as Dan supposedly did) but always decided that it would come off lame. If could have come up with something half this good, I would have felt like a superhero.
funny shit dude….lmao…..and to those hating and comlaining,,,,,its a fucking joke……its not real and who cares about the flaws in it…u didnt u kept reading after u seen the envelope huh….ok.
[...] her a letter like this… Funny divorce letter to ex-wife : theCHIVE ____________________________________ 04 Cobra Silver metallic #3083 of 3768 3/8/04 Born 23 days [...]
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Fake. The zip code on the address is a California zip. Houston’s zip codes start with 77.
Funny but no dice.
Actually, the zip code is legit.
Actually, it’s not the right zip. I live in Houston. The zip codes start with 77. Check out the USPS website.
97 is a California code.
n/m, cha cha is right.
Toooo funny I bet the remote is stuck in her sisters ass
@ HHNF…. Huh?
if someone send me a letter like that I would be more than happy to divorce of a dumbass like he is. He is soooo pathetic
WIN!
The total grandeur is monumental. Uber epic. There were so many things that I wanted to say to my ex (even if I didn’t get as much as Dan supposedly did) but always decided that it would come off lame. If could have come up with something half this good, I would have felt like a superhero.
I don’t care if this is real or not, it is still really funny!
that guy is pretty cool.
this is why i love theChive. fake or really doesnt matter, funny as hell
I’d bet writing that letter was far more therapeutic than the marriage counselor! Epic.
Fake as hell…but if it was real….I hope Connie slept with all his friends and made a tape off it and sent it back to him!
@Felicity why? She left him.
Dan’s the fuckin’ MAN.
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He might as well put in the letter…
SEND MORE PUSSY!!!
Epic!
It would be funnier if Connie forgives and went back with him.
FIRST!!!
Eww.
What made anyone think this was clever or funny?? Or even remotely true.
She’s well shot of him!
funny shit dude….lmao…..and to those hating and comlaining,,,,,its a fucking joke……its not real and who cares about the flaws in it…u didnt u kept reading after u seen the envelope huh….ok.
[...] her a letter like this… Funny divorce letter to ex-wife : theCHIVE ____________________________________ 04 Cobra Silver metallic #3083 of 3768 3/8/04 Born 23 days [...]