Best divorce letter ever

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  • Huh

    Its pretty pathetic… its she that broke with him… he got the restraining order… and last – if he really banged all this women he wouldn't give a shit about her anymore but he took the time to write all this. Obviously he is mad for being left.

    • anony


    • Johnniringo


  • Dom

    I’m really really really hoping this isn’t fake. This is priceless if it is not.

  • Dingo

    A. full of win
    B. i want to be that awesome one day
    C. FIRST

    • patton303

      Ya… I quite enjoy the whole “I’m first” fail thing.
      When people say, “first”, I picture them flipping back and forth between internet porn and Chive anticipating a new Chive post so they can be “first”. Ashtray full of cigarettes and some stale pizza rolls flanking the loser. When they’re not and think they are, it’s exquisite.

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    • Warped

      I love it when you idiots call first and FAIL! Serves you right.

  • Dom

    Sorry dingoberry. you’re not

  • Regina

    HOLY SHIT!!!

    is he serious?..I mean…really……….WTF!!!???

  • LOL


  • ssss9999

    Lame. Probably made up!

  • P-90

    Legendary swordsman.

  • manolo

    real or not this is a smart move asking for a divorce!

  • ChrisDG74

    That has to be one of the most awesome things I have ever seen(even if it’s fake).

  • Eduardo

    @Huh: No shit, Sherlock.

  • dt520

    that just kept getting better and better

  • Alan

    I thought it might be true until I read the part about her sister. I know stuff like that happens but in this case I don’t believe it. I want to believe it, just don’t

  • C4vemanlawyer

    Older than the internet

  • Dreamy

    Connie, give it another try!
    And if you can’t get yourself to give him another chance, at least send an equally awesome letter!

    awesome – 1 for being fake

  • Skeeziks


  • HellHathNoFury

    *unbridled bitterness* Thanks for reinforcing my knowledge that every woman you thought you could trust is just waiting to fuck ‘your’* man behind your back, and that ‘your’* man doesn’;t give a shit about anything save for slutty ass.
    *’your’ since no man belongs to you. any man that is, in fact, a man and not a guy will be honest and break it off before he fucks everything under the sun.

    • bodombeats

      Im not quite sure exactly what you just said but i must say you are quite hot miss HHNF

    • HellHathNoFury


    • nelly02

      I am now very confused. reckon it’s fake anyhoo.

  • Socrates

    @Skeeziks: LMAO!

  • ass party

    Hmmm… cinnamon rings iced with throat yogurt. That beats a Portuguese breakfast.

  • Anonymous

    this is pretty good. i wish i could get a copy of that and send it to my ex

  • CudiZonin

    thats just plain fucking epic

  • ron

    LOL…. yep, cinnamon rings and throat yogurt. Funny stuff right there.

  • DaddyD

    Well, the Friendswood ZIP is real, but the zip on the return address is in California, not Houston. And both addresses are obviously typed or printed, so it sounds like a joke to me.

  • Matt

    haha holy shit. Sucks for Connie.

  • jb

    NO guys hand writing is as perfect as the adress on the envelope. there’s no way a guy wrote there. It looks too perfect to even be hand written??

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