• Cha Cha

    Fake. The zip code on the address is a California zip. Houston’s zip codes start with 77.

    Funny but no dice.

  • t0ne

    Actually, the zip code is legit.

    • Cha Cha

      Actually, it’s not the right zip. I live in Houston. The zip codes start with 77. Check out the USPS website.

      97 is a California code.

  • t0ne

    n/m, cha cha is right.

  • Skeeter

    Toooo funny I bet the remote is stuck in her sisters ass

  • bodombeats

    @ HHNF…. Huh?

  • Alt

    if someone send me a letter like that I would be more than happy to divorce of a dumbass like he is. He is soooo pathetic

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  • Roder

    The total grandeur is monumental. Uber epic. There were so many things that I wanted to say to my ex (even if I didn’t get as much as Dan supposedly did) but always decided that it would come off lame. If could have come up with something half this good, I would have felt like a superhero.

  • newsolitude69

    I don’t care if this is real or not, it is still really funny!

  • donuteyes

    that guy is pretty cool.

  • MichaelGS

    this is why i love theChive. fake or really doesnt matter, funny as hell

  • Ken

    I’d bet writing that letter was far more therapeutic than the marriage counselor! Epic.

  • Felicity

    Fake as hell…but if it was real….I hope Connie slept with all his friends and made a tape off it and sent it back to him!

    • Nato2101

      @Felicity why? She left him.

  • Anonymous

    Dan’s the fuckin’ MAN.

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  • AwPhuch

    He might as well put in the letter…



  • Equalizer

    It would be funnier if Connie forgives and went back with him.

  • Jake


  • Anonymous

    What made anyone think this was clever or funny?? Or even remotely true.

    She’s well shot of him!

  • meee

    funny shit dude….lmao…..and to those hating and comlaining,,,,,its a fucking joke……its not real and who cares about the flaws in it…u didnt u kept reading after u seen the envelope huh….ok.

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