Daily Afternoon Randomness (20 Photos)

  • Lord Botherington-Smythe

    #2: Insert “trench run” jokes here.

    • obadiaha

      good one…

      • garp

        …”pull out Wedge, you’re not doing any good back there”

    • bigdaddydrew

      I would think “trench run” might also apply to #19

    • Why?

      Every picture was taking from REDDIT.

      The Chive went downhill

    • Locode

      if the only thing you'd insert there is a joke, I have news for you.

  • simeon

    that first photo is goddamned hilarious

  • dick boots

    2- gross
    16- Sasha’s a butt load of whore. I like her.

    • Matt

      # 2 is gross? are you gay? Or do you just like pornstars like sasha grey? lol

  • Vicarious

    Yeah, I would definitely hang that above my sofa.

  • dick boots

    butt load= metric fuck ton

  • Someone

    I want to see a whole gallery of the thrift store paintings redone. Those are hilarious

    • Lionhearte

      I also request a gallery filled with said thrift store painting revisions. Please accept and grant us our wishes before we send hundreds of photos of disturbing objects.

      With love ❤

      • The Snake

        I agree they should really post more of those redone thrift store paintings, those are hilarious.

        • hitman219

          I would definitely hang those in my house and I agree we need a whole gallery!

          • MacheteJack

            Make with the Paintings Gallery!

  • Wheeler

    #2 my dream woman.

    • Killien

      #2 – Is Chanel from SuicideGirls.

  • pork sausage

    star wars theme song playing in my head…while i’m fucking

  • LOL

    #14 made me scream “NOOOOOOO” in my head. Why would you smash all that beautiful alcohol?!?

    • hitman219

      That is just WRONG!!!!! Alcohol abuse!

  • P-90

    #8 Awwwww cute.
    #18 Sooo many jokes going through my head right now.

  • vitorla

    LOL!!! #10 = Yet another Cubs fail.

  • sfmountainbiker

    Seriously? I’m the first to comment on #5? Someone please tell me what circumstance possibly led to that photo being taken. I LOL’s my ass off.

  • Oompa Loopa

    #1 made me happy
    #14 made me sad
    #20 made me happy again

  • snake

    #16 thats why i hate life!!

  • Rob

    For some reason the caption ‘So easy, even a caveman can do her.’ springs to mind for #16. 🙂

  • StrapOnThatJammyPac

    Who would’ve thought Luiz Guzman was such a Sasha Grey fan!

    • Patrick

      nice Ween reff ….

  • Pedro

    why does Chive doesn’t give credit to certain pic sources? at least dont bullshit us. I’ve seen tons of pictures here posted first at REDDIT and there are at least 3 in this post: the first one, the dogs one, and the last one. At least dont put a caption saying its yours or with the subimssions name…

  • top dog

    Crab raping a cat…..Hehehehehe!!! Thats funny.

    • Brandon

      Looks more like some sort of psychedelic butterfly lobster

  • slutifer

    really some WTF??? pics in this post.

  • loomragwoodtwin

    Am I crazy for thinking Seaweed Pringles would be delicious?

    • P-90


    • xclusive02

      There are no pringles that taste bad…. Well except for Salt N Vinegar, they can go to hell, go to hell and die

      • HellHathNoFury

        Don’t send that crap my way!

    • Khyber Pathway

      Not crazy…seaweed tastes good if seasoned properly.

      • HellHathNoFury

        If you have to season a food so that it doesn’t taste like the original food, it’s not good. It’s just good seasoning.

        • garp

          …a good argument to avoid douching then

          • HellHathNoFury

            Two secrets to staying fresh….
            1. Wash.
            2. Don’t whore around.

            • garp

              3. Allow to dry after extensive use

            • HellHathNoFury

              You put a ‘t’ where there should have been a ‘p’.

            • randomness

              i see what u did thar hhnf

  • amanda

    I’m definitely going to start modifying thrift store paintings!

  • BillyBlaze

    #10 Go Cubs Go!

  • MavsHMB

    #17 — My dad used to make biplanes just like that (except his propellers were much better). I think I still have one made out of Bud cans.

  • MichaelGS

    #2 FTW

  • no wayman91

    #5 Are you kidding me? She is taking a picture of that? That kid is screwed for life.

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