The spawn of celebrities (27 Photos)

  • stafferty

    George Lucus created a second Death Star, but this one is blonde

    • ROR

      That’s no moon, IT’S A SPACE STATION!

      • vitorla

        HAHAHAHAHAHA^^^^^^^^^^ Both of these made me lose my shit.

    • Colonel Mustard

      No, he adopted a Death Star.

  • Gutterville

    Oh dare UGLY

  • Joe Clyde

    George Lopez and Danny Devito.

    Genetic Fail

    • FartFace

      amen to that.

  • Joey

    Damn, Jim Carrey’s daughter is smokin. Nice work funny man

  • Joe Clyde

    Actually, there are a lot of fugly rich kids on this list.

  • Jacob Brine

    ha ha id totally bone all these chicks WOW

  • obadiaha

    Who stole Denise Richards’ boobs? I thought they were much larger than that?

    • forge

      She probably had ’em taken down a size or two since she doesn’t need to show them to get parts in movies anymore. I’m sure they were getting in the way of things like I dunno, unlocking doors or being able to see to button her pants. Maybe she got some really nice shoes and wanted to y’know, actually see them.

  • at work

    alec baldwin’s daughter is hott

    • Anonymous

      Just 2 t’s hot? Not 3 or 4 t’s hot?

  • Anonymous

    Dang, what did George Lucas name his daughter? Jabba?

    • HellHathNoFury

      gr you beat me to it.
      Bring me a solo cup and a cookie!

  • Anonymous

    Who did Tom Cruise make that son with? I only recall him being with lighter skinned women – Mimi Rogers, Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruz, Katie Holmes… unless he’s adopted or just has a really good tan?!?

    • Brandon

      The Scientologists probably “acquired” him from a daycare for Tom Cruise to raise as his own.

    • Battleangel

      That’s the kid he adopted with Nocole Kidman. Chive FAIL.

      • Battleangel


  • Rusty

    Carrey and Bacon both have hot daughters. Jack’s ain’t bad. The rest (male and femail) are monsters.

    • HellHathNoFury

      Femail is my favorite kind of email.

      • Rusty

        Durrrrrr….wow me stoopid.

    • forge

      Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick made a baby and you’re surprised it turned out good looking? = )

  • Mustafa_Beer

    Who the hell would screw with Nicholson’s daughter? Lorraine is hot. but he would f you up!

  • Ken

    They didn’t break the Douglas mold. Michael now looks just like his dad Kirk looked and Michael’s son looks just like he did 30 years ago.

  • HellHathNoFury

    Sean Combs’ poor son had plunger lips, just like Diddy…. I mean daddy.

    • damn

      yep, he’ll grow up to have that same slack-jawed, dumbass look on his face

  • Jenn

    I think Robin Williams daughter is really pretty. Courtney Love’s daughter has Curt’s eyes. To all the mean people how would you feel if someone called your kids ugly? Beauty is in the eye or the beholder.

    • HellHathNoFury

      Oh, Holier-Than-Thou Sister St. Jenn, how we aspire to be like unto thee. For thou hast never, nay not once, heckled an ugly gamer, nor shunned they stricken with leprosy of the face or stench of the breath who hast requested a date with thee, nor been taken with mirth in the garb of an obese wench within Wal-Mart, nay, not even spake behind the back of thy friend who hast a shamefully hideous pustule afflicting her features.
      Next time to judge someone by their looks, go An Hero out of guilt. Your heart is bleeding all over The Chive.

      • top dog

        A fight mabe? just asking so I can go get some popcorn.

      • Mustafa_Beer

        HHNF… I believe you too are in need of the sarcasm font at times

  • DaddyD

    MILF: 3, 7, 8, 10, 22, and maybe 15

    DILF: 1, 3, 11, 14, 15, 20, and YES YES YES 25! I’ll take my chances with jack.

    • obadiaha

      DILF? Dad I’d Like to $#@! ???

      • IKB


  • Weezy

    #9 is also a Costner photobomb

  • Mr.Doom

    Cruise has a son woot?

    • obadiaha

      Cruise and Kiddman bought several kids.

  • Dlaka

    Andy Garcia daughter is smoking hot.

    • forge

      Well, durr, Garcia’s like one of the sharpest looking dudes in Hollywood. He makes my wife go all jello.

  • sean243

    Who was that in no. 3, thought she was the hottest spawn.

    • sploosh

      That’s Kathie Lee and Frank Gifford’s daughter

  • top dog

    I don’t think I could date David Hasselhoff’s daughter, she look too much like him.
    Jack Nicholson got a pretty daughter, she probably look like her mother.

  • top dog

    Another Don Johnson mabe? Now he look just like his pop.

  • Ronin

    …wait…Anne Hathaway is Andy Garcia’s kid?


    Is that Melanie Griffith’s son or newest boytoy? CREEPY.

  • Alex

    And it’s Andy Garcia’s daughter ftw. I want!!!

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