#12 fail. When was Elvis on the Enterprise?!? Come on people step it up.
#3 she’s a oh hell what are they? The small chicken candy shit they sell at Easter? A PEEP! That’s it…a big white peep and little pink peeps behind her.
I only have hope for the couples in #’s 6, 10 & 15. The rest are screwed.
….of course #12 is a fake, Transporters have a mass-density limit rating of 250lbs and Mrs. Hambeast clearly exceeds that…they could’ve used a Shuttlecraft I suppose though
I think divorce rates are high due to morals, loyalty, control issues, money, unrealistic dreams, cheating, and the general people just think they are king shit and can always do better not because people look like mongoloid retards. Maybe if we started teaching that people are not stepping stones to better upgradeable relationships it wouldn’t end up in ruin. Once you’ve hit the top of the rung you can climb saying you can climb further only makes you fall.
#7 Pimp and Ho wedding is epic! Married by Death in #18, I’m game if Adam Carolla is the voice and not Norm Macdonald. I still can’t believe that no Super Hero or Zombie weddings made the list.
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Oh… the 'shopping of 16 is gonna be great
I thought it was shopped.
"With this ring, I thee wed."…. "That's sweet honey, here's an apple."
if that was a cherry, that would be epic
Forbidden fruit??
omg #13, really?!?!
I wonder if she know her ass is out in #10? Make for access tho.
…so much wrong in these
#12 fail. When was Elvis on the Enterprise?!? Come on people step it up.
#3 she’s a oh hell what are they? The small chicken candy shit they sell at Easter? A PEEP! That’s it…a big white peep and little pink peeps behind her.
I only have hope for the couples in #’s 6, 10 & 15. The rest are screwed.
….of course #12 is a fake, Transporters have a mass-density limit rating of 250lbs and Mrs. Hambeast clearly exceeds that…they could’ve used a Shuttlecraft I suppose though
It’d have to be a cargo shuttle.
#11 “I can’t stand your effing mother”! lol
#17 “Let’s get this over with”
At first i only noticed the Jedi kid in #4 and thought, What a badass. Now i realize there’s a ton of Star Wars costumes.
Dressing up as Darth Vader at wedding: sort of badass.
Dressing up as Jar Jar Binks at wedding: horror. The horror.
I think divorce rates are high due to morals, loyalty, control issues, money, unrealistic dreams, cheating, and the general people just think they are king shit and can always do better not because people look like mongoloid retards. Maybe if we started teaching that people are not stepping stones to better upgradeable relationships it wouldn’t end up in ruin. Once you’ve hit the top of the rung you can climb saying you can climb further only makes you fall.
Left you for a better lay did they? We don’t give a shit.
Wow mook, the “I’d hit it” comments in the boob threads have more insight than that judgmental tripe!
Yeah mook I agree
Is that a turd cake in #19?
Jabba the Hut maybe?
#13 bride is a slut
How do you know that?
#7 Pimp and Ho wedding is epic! Married by Death in #18, I’m game if Adam Carolla is the voice and not Norm Macdonald. I still can’t believe that no Super Hero or Zombie weddings made the list.
#13 ftw
so, anyone wanna get married?
Eh, might as well. Next Tuesday good for you?
Um, marrying someone else that day. I can do it on Wednesday though.
#3 boy those dresses look like overinflated balloons
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#3 won’t be getting divorced, that looks like a British gypsy wedding; they don’t do divorce.
Right, #17 as well, I think
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